Sour Shampoo

Welcome to your life

[1980vibes]

PLOT TWIST: you are your crush’s crush.

[hyperbole-and-a-hat-trick]

Unrealistic. Blocked.

[porterr-robinson]

[goldentot]

[railroadsoftware]

this would change my life if I saw this in real life

[callie-c]

[arandomthot]

[nancyishappy]

[lornagonigall]

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

[softcore-revolutionary]

[ravenousruss]

Commission for fappersum on Twitter!

[jewshboy]

me: *sees 2 girls walking next to each other*

me: i hope theyre girlfriends

[becuzitisbitter]

[officialyasen]

[clinicallyinsanegirl]

anyone else girlfriendless on this fine friday night

[bileshroom]

tfw u wanna talk to someone but u feel like ur annoying them or ur boring and you just 

[sixpenceeeblog]

when alll your best friends are in incredible relationships and you’re just there like

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[samurai-jack-archived]

when it’s 2am and you have the sudden desire and motivation to draw