Porcelain

Hell has a special for you and me

[porcelainebells]

𝑾𝒉𝒚'𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅? (3)

Michael Kaiser x Reader (SMAU)

Previous Parts; Part 1, Part 2

(A/N: I posted this late because I genuinely cried when my masterlist didn't go into drafts so I sat on my chair, stared at my screen, cried and went to bed.. whoops)

ᴛᴀɢʟɪsᴛ; @wilting-hyacinth, @popteenotaku ,@imsoboredlmfao , @respectbutton @aveeniexoxo, @hibiscusboba, @saesfavoriteseagull, @xvigail, @itsme-chiyoo

[porcelainebells]

𝑾𝒉𝒚'𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅? (3)

Michael Kaiser x Reader (SMAU)

Previous Parts; Part 1, Part 2

(A/N: I posted this late because I genuinely cried when my masterlist didn't go into drafts so I sat on my chair, stared at my screen, cried and went to bed.. whoops)

ᴛᴀɢʟɪsᴛ; @wilting-hyacinth, @popteenotaku ,@imsoboredlmfao , @respectbutton @aveeniexoxo, @hibiscusboba, @saesfavoriteseagull, @xvigail, @itsme-chiyoo

[porcelainebells]

𝑾𝒉𝒚'𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅?

𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰; ᴹᶦᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ᴷᵃᶦˢᵉʳ ˣ ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ˢᵐᵃᵘ

Part 2, Part 1

ᴛᴀɢʟɪsᴛ; @wilting-hyacinth @popteenotaku @imsoboredlmfao @slylrli @stal1n33

[porcelainebells]

𝑾𝒉𝒚'𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅?

𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰; ᴹᶦᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ᴷᵃᶦˢᵉʳ ˣ ᴿᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ˢᵐᵃᵘ

Part 2, Part 1

ᴛᴀɢʟɪsᴛ; @wilting-hyacinth @popteenotaku @imsoboredlmfao @slylrli @stal1n33

[porcelainebells]

𝑾𝒉𝒚'𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅?

Michael Kaiser x Reader series (1/)

[porcelainebells]

Cats

⊹ ࣪ ˖➤ ˢʸⁿᵒᵖˢⁱˢ; ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵒʸᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ˢʷᵉᵃʳˢ ʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵃᵗˢ

Sae has never been fond of keeping animals. Sure he'll compliment a cat for its cuteness inside his head but he would never adopt one. It's not out of cruelty, he's busy he tells himself.

He has a career after all. He barely makes enough free time to take you out on dates— uninterrupted dates.

Therefore, he wasn't sure why he was doing what he was currently.

In his hands was a small black cat with eyes all too familiar. He stared at the cat and the cat stared at him, the wind was beginning to pick up and the skies turned a bruise gray. A testament to the tantrum the sky will have later or sooner.

Sae Itoshi doesn't like pets. Yet, he still took him home. Sae dropped the cat infront of you it was sitting on the floor infront of the sofa it's boba eyes staring up at you with the same deadpan expression Sae had. It already started mirroring it's owner's behavior, However you couldn't help but began to giggle, the cat reminded you of Sae's younger brother, Rin.

You looked up at Sae "I never pegged you as the sentimental type" your comment caused Sae to raise a perfectly groomed brow. "I'm not, what makes you think I am?" You choked an amused laugh back as you pointed at the cat on the floor. "It looks like Rin, you know" You watched as Sae's nonchalant cadence faded for a brief second. "[Name] don't joke around. This cat is a hundred times cuter than Rin" You let out a laugh as you teased him. "So you're not denying it, Sae? It looks like Rin"

You watched as his eyebrows furrow and he gave you a warning glare however he means nothing of it. He began to turn around and head for the kitchen, likely to see what he could feed the cat. The cat shared one last cold glance with you before it turned it's upturned head up and lifted its body, it's tiny head held high as it pranced after Sae. You let out a giggle as you take a picture, undoubtedly to tease Sae's brother.

Sae Itoshi doesn't like cats, but this one? He'll let this one slide

[porcelainebells]

𝑾𝒉𝒚'𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅?

Michael Kaiser x Reader series (1/)

[porcelainebells]

Why r SOME(<) SOME <------ SOME guys the DUMBEST pieces of shits ever rising up my blood pressure for NOTHING

[porcelainebells]

ᴛʜɪꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴛᴡᴏ, ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴅᴜᴍʙ-ᴀꜱꜱ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ

Bluelock boys as conversations I've had with my exes in the past. Lemme know if you guys want a part 2 because I have more and I had an idea for ness 🫩✌️

Michael Kaiser

(I confronted the ex in @luckygirl-interlude's kainess SMAU and this was the actual Convo)

Mikage Reo

(God forbid a girl wants financial independence? We never made it official cs I don't like ts)

Ryusei Shidou

(same guy in the one with Reo. He was a FREAK)

Sae Itoshi

(this ex was Lacy's cousin and I'm pretty sure the original one was about me not like racists and he called himself out pretty quickly)

Shuto Sendou

(same ex as the one in Sae's stuff. We were both freshmen that time so like 7th graders or middle school and the Convo went like this. I only caught them cuz of the matching pfps and my gut telling me to reverse search the pfp he had)

Lesson learned. Men must all DIE

[porcelainebells]

men ain't shit guys anw I still have more of this absolutely tom meet foolery

[porcelainebells]

ᴛʜɪꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴛᴡᴏ, ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴅᴜᴍʙ-ᴀꜱꜱ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ

Bluelock boys as conversations I've had with my exes in the past. Lemme know if you guys want a part 2 because I have more and I had an idea for ness 🫩✌️

Michael Kaiser

(I confronted the ex in @luckygirl-interlude's kainess SMAU and this was the actual Convo)

Mikage Reo

(God forbid a girl wants financial independence? We never made it official cs I don't like ts)

Ryusei Shidou

(same guy in the one with Reo. He was a FREAK)

Sae Itoshi

(this ex was Lacy's cousin and I'm pretty sure the original one was about me not like racists and he called himself out pretty quickly)

Shuto Sendou

(same ex as the one in Sae's stuff. We were both freshmen that time so like 7th graders or middle school and the Convo went like this. I only caught them cuz of the matching pfps and my gut telling me to reverse search the pfp he had)

Lesson learned. Men must all DIE

[luckygirl-interlude]

🦢—𝓓𝐧𝐢!

✧ i’ve had a weird influx of people following my account ever since i switched to blue lock content and i’m grateful but it also comes with their fair share of creeps so if you’re apart of the following PLEASE dni:

➣ Bigots(anti-lgbtq+, anti-semitics, racists, sexists, ableists, misogynists, ect)

➣Zionists, Magas, pro-lifers, pro-shippers, conservatives, Terfs, literally any old men

(yes ik this wont shoo them all off but like cmon guys you should at least know where i stand on this subject matter)

[luckygirl-interlude]

✧︴𝓡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝓢𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐞

୨୧𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰: isagi and ness, kaiser and ness(not a ship post but can be interpreted as such)

𝐒𝐲𝐩𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: Kainess tomfoolery. After the NEL isagi and ness become close friends due to ness’s newfound disdain for kaiser who tries to weasel his way back into ness’ life.

➥𝐀/𝐧: based off a real convo i had with @porcelainebells with kainess as them and their ex while i’m isagi. This is my pride post happy pride!

୨୧ 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 • 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 • 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞

@luckygirl-interlude — all rights reserved. Do not republish, translate, steal, or feed to AI.ᰔ˚∘𖦹

[porcelainebells]

kainess as this stupid ass confront of me and my ex today

[luckygirl-interlude]

✧︴𝓡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝓢𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐞

୨୧𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰: isagi and ness, kaiser and ness(not a ship post but can be interpreted as such)

𝐒𝐲𝐩𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: Kainess tomfoolery. After the NEL isagi and ness become close friends due to ness’s newfound disdain for kaiser who tries to weasel his way back into ness’ life.

➥𝐀/𝐧: based off a real convo i had with @porcelainebells with kainess as them and their ex while i’m isagi. This is my pride post happy pride!

୨୧ 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 • 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 • 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞

@luckygirl-interlude — all rights reserved. Do not republish, translate, steal, or feed to AI.ᰔ˚∘𖦹

[porcelainebells]

no smau or updates today cuz some dumbass ho genuinely have me and @luckygirl-interlude laughing and seething

[porcelainebells]

Oh no my wallet! It's missing!?

(A/N: I'll write this into a smau-story, soon enough for now accept these crumbs)

You and Shidou go on a date to this relatively nice restaurant however before you both order shidou gets this gut feeling to look for his wallet.

He reaches into his pocket, and it's not there. The blonde young man looked towards you and with a charismatic grin, he asks if you could pay for this date?

Ecstatic at the idea you could finally treat your boyfriend for once, you too checked your bag for your wallet.

It's not there. You and Shidou stared a LOOOONG unbroken stare, before your phone buzzed. The screen coming alive and displaying a post from your old friend about her missing dog and how they're willing to pay 25,000 yen for a tip off, 50,000 yen for where they could find said dog and 100,000 yen for who could find it safe and unharmed.

You showed it to shidou. He had the BRIGHTEST grin ever as he took his phone out and sent a message to Charles about the dog. Needless to say, you and Shidou didn't eat but went dog hunting.

[porcelainebells]

Oh no my wallet! It's missing!?

(A/N: I'll write this into a smau-story, soon enough for now accept these crumbs)

You and Shidou go on a date to this relatively nice restaurant however before you both order shidou gets this gut feeling to look for his wallet.

He reaches into his pocket, and it's not there. The blonde young man looked towards you and with a charismatic grin, he asks if you could pay for this date?

Ecstatic at the idea you could finally treat your boyfriend for once, you too checked your bag for your wallet.

It's not there. You and Shidou stared a LOOOONG unbroken stare, before your phone buzzed. The screen coming alive and displaying a post from your old friend about her missing dog and how they're willing to pay 25,000 yen for a tip off, 50,000 yen for where they could find said dog and 100,000 yen for who could find it safe and unharmed.

You showed it to shidou. He had the BRIGHTEST grin ever as he took his phone out and sent a message to Charles about the dog. Needless to say, you and Shidou didn't eat but went dog hunting.

[porcelainebells]

jinpachi ego probably has a notebook filled with ideas. HEAR ME OUT (silly headcanon??)

does anyone remember that thing where MJ would write all his ideas down because he's scared prince will get it instead?

Imagine that but a younger Jinpachi Ego and Noel Noa, but in this case Jinpachi's MJ and after this ONE specific event right before Jinpachi went to bed he got this amazing idea of a soccer move but he decides NOT to write it down and so instead— by some infuriating miracle or curse.

Noa gets it instead, Jinpachi is FUMING because how did Noa even think of it? Was it divine intervention?? Were they spending too much time together that Noa can tell what jinpachi's thinking? To Ego that's a nightmare so God forbid. The night after that Jinpachi learns to write his ideas down so that Noa doesn't steal them.

(A/N: this is totally not because I experience the same thing as MJ but for fics and smaus which is why I haven't posted yet because I'm working 😓 I've talked to lacy about this before I think???)