I Think I'm A Contra

Musician. Student. Athlete. Physics nerd and Vampire Weekend addict.

[calliekepner]

Graduation rehearsal ayyy

[potateation-deactivated20171112]

Hayatlar değişir.

Lives change. 

[treeandcarter]

[fuckyeahdeadpoetssociety]

The world’s first, unmanned, flying desk set.

[littlehorrorshop]

[calliekepner]

I’m giving up the name Charles Dalton. From now on, call me Nuwanda.

[plastic-apple]

I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

[wckdvdvxn]

[heterosecual]

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

[susielesbian]

girl scouts are letting in trans girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas

boy scouts are just now allowing gay scouts in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gay scouts and straight scouts in different tents. also they still ban atheists,

girl scouts: 10000   boy scouts: 0

[missconceptions]

[thighetician]

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

[max0301-deactivated20160319]

[cryptidfuckery]

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

[ghosthotel]

this is fascinating

[hermioning]

there are more nipples than people

[perdu-et-seul]

this fucked me over

[phobias]

i hope i get hot instantly on my 18th birthday 

[phobias]

guys somethings going on…

[phobias]

hell yea puberty

[pleatedjeans]

[bagelr-blog]

Warning Major Spoiler!

[onesentencemusings]

Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

[bullied]

not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff