Callisto Poni's Tumblr

The Tumblr blog for all my MLP shipping and nsfw things. Yep. And also some random stuff that has nothing to do with anything other than I find it amusing... My FIMFiction Account

[theintrovertnation]

If you can relate to an Introvert, Join the Introvert Nation

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And we all know wings are the best <3

Of course 😀 Tchernie gets it...

[sarahseeandersen]

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by Sarah Andersen

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Hell, I’ll even post a good re-enactment of why I never post things. Pretend like it's not a selfie and just ANYTHING I want to post. Enjoy.

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I suddenly have a bunch of new followers... Id like to take a moment to apologize since I rarely ever post anything.... And then another moment to say hi! ☺️

[ratofponi]

If you like Applejack, who does your wife like?

Rainbow Dash + Applejack! Preferably doing naughty things together, as far as I can tell :P

I know she likes AJ a lot too (not quite the same way I do, tho) but I’m pretty sure she likes RD more.

Right, @callistoponi?

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It depends on my mood, who I like more. But I mean, come on... Rainbow has wings. 😌

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[24kassaultrifle-deactivated2017]

i fucking hate this website

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I can't even...

[awwww-cute]

We Came to Beat You Up (Source: http://ift.tt/22WyylP)

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Shouldn't it be "we came to RUFF you up"?

[did-you-know]

Source

[thetalonforyourhead]

Originally posted by piratevanrock

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I was concerned that there was no price listed per sq ft on the source site, so I looked it up and they are CHEAP AND AFFORDABLE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.  The bigger homes cost around $34.74/sq.ft (one of the smallest runs ~$15k, but a 4-bed 4-bath home is ~$66.6k,  which is damn affordable when comparable homes in my area are closer to five times that price).  Color me in love.  [x]

[thepinkchaospanda]

@pessimistlass BABE. HOBBIT HOLES. OH MY GOD.

[lunalillium]

@blackulaz64 HOBBIT HOLES BAE!!

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I always wanted a home with a green roof. Now I can do that while be nerdy as well! =D

[trixisspy]

I GOT THE ORIGINAL SKELETOR TO DO A PAPYRUS IMPRESSION!!!!!!!! #undertale#papyrus#undertalepapyrus

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I can't even...

[nocctem]

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

[organizedroyale]

Finally I’m Not The Only One

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

I just did this 4 times

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This basically sums up my life!

[poniesonpaper]

aj plz

[rarityismywaifu]

Holy crap that’s adorable!!

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My husband sent me this with the message, "OMG, it's me!"

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Cat Burglar (via benji)

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How did this even happen...?

[did-you-know]

Alexander McQueen’s former apprentice  made the world’s first Harris Tweed suit  designed for a horse to celebrate the 2016 Cheltenham Festival. It took 4 weeks and 59ft of tweed to complete the  3-piece suit, which was worn by a race horse named Morestead. Source

Designer Emma Sandham-King and Morestead the horse.

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Life is becoming more like MLP every day...

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So, I got a package today from Germany from @zwiebelprinz. Had this lovely book in it, and I freaked out. I didn't remember asking for it, but I know the comic featured in it and love Undyne/Alphys. The book was amazing! Sooooo, after a good 20 minutes of trying to figure out if I had, in fact, ordered this book, we figured out who sent it and I will now commence giving her a million thank yous! Seriously. Look at that Undyne! So pretty ~~

[hurraaid]

the sky is so beautiful…

do you know who else is beautiful?

ME!!!!!

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This has nothing to do with anything and everything to do with something.

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Me: *hasnt answered someone in a certain amount of days*

Me: now I cannot reply because it is too late™

[buxina]

[alienpapacy]

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

[ilovecephalopods]

:(

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This seems relevant to all Valentine's Days...