UnhingedPlatypus

idk what to write here, sorry

[justalanabitch]

About Me:

I love reading, drawing, watching old movies and listening to music. I spend a lot of time with my friends, but I always feel alone… It hasn’t been that long since I’ve started using Tumblr so I don't have many moots (feel free to dm me)

Anyways, on to my list.

Age: I’m a teenager and minor, yall aren’t getting any more than that

Pronouns: She/Her

Favorite color: green <3

Favorite actors: Cillian Murphy, Robin Williams (this man is literally my father figure), Robert Sean Leonard, Emma Watson and Alexis Bledel

Favorite Movies/Shows: Dead Poets Society, Avatar: The Last Airbender (its so peak istg), Gilmore Girls, Attack on Titan, and The Virgin Suicides

Favorite Books: sooooo many, but The Fault in Our Stars, Emma, The Book Thief and The Hunger Games are some of my favorite Hobbies: I like a lotttt of things, drawing, reading, writing, making crafts, crocheting (I will go after anyone that claims that's a "grandma hobby"), singing, listening to music (prob not a hobby but wtvr), building things, and collecting little trinkets whenever I go somewhere (my souveniers range from keychains and magnets to physical photos to clay sculptures to charms - I love them all equally)

Favorite Music Artists: Lana del Rey (I love her sm), Conan Gray, NIRVANA, Olivia Rodrigo, Green Day, My Chemical Romance (but i only know the more popular songs) and I wanna start listening to The Smiths

Favorite Historical Person (yes, this is a very important thing to know about me): Nikola Tesla (idk if that’s how you spell his first name). He's literally so amazing; he gave more ppl an easier access to electricity after Edison tried gatekeeping, never patented his work bc he wanted others to make good use of it, built a fucking DEATH RAY and then immediately destroyed it, claiming no one — even him — could be trusted with it. Also, he was friends with a brown pigeon so thats nice.

Favorite Animals: Elephants and deers

Anyways, ~that’s all~ If you think we’d get along, pls dm me! Byeeeee 💕

[artsekey]

reblog to microwave them faster

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[epichermesholymoly]

every single person who reblogs this will get a "doot doot" in their ask box

i'm bored lol

[justalanabitch]

computer, is it normal to be afraid that all your friends secretly hate you 24/7

[izzyapricot]

"wya" my limit bro. im at my limit

[velvetcupcske]

[unicorngirl2007]

when i see people joking about p diddy/ epstein so i lowk just leave bc wtf

[thesaddestgirl-iveeverseen]

Some people take this too seriously just come on here, make 30 bullshit posts, reblog 500 things, and giggle

[natalcia1234]

the concept of a 40 year old man running a tumblr blog

[roccosgirl]

Like ew no your my dads age leave me alone 💀😭

[sweetlvrs]

why is walking past people your age so awkward

[justalanabitch]

especially when theyre in a huge group and talking super loud and ur there with ur parents or smth </3

[americanelegy]

I lied.

My mom didn’t say no… I did

[justalanabitch]

guys i was trauma dumping at midnight to some ppl (my friends but we're not super close) and i shared some things i lwk regret and now i have a bad feeling in my gut i fucking cant omgggggg

like i love them but omg i want to go back in time and change it, wtf was i thinkinggggg aureghaerhghjbhjteg

[pixiecorn]

[sleepytinyangycutiebean]

in my opinion, i think that if people hold those views toward the LGBTQIA+ community then it isn't the people using neopronouns and microlabels' fault, it's the people judging them for it who are the problem (genuine, no shade is being thrown towards anybody)

in my opinion again, this gives off the same energy as "people shouldn't wear nice clothes outside because other people can take advantage of them", why should we have to police the community because haven't they been policed enough by straight, cis people already? why should we add more to their grievances?

please do tell me if i've missed the entire point of this post ;-; i don't want to start a fight with anyone, i'm just stating my opinon, you're entitled to your own opinion, once again no shade is being thrown, i'm just making a statement that i believe in, that is all thank you

[pixiecorn]

No no it is absolutely the fault of people using neo pronouns and micro labels and this situation is entirely different to how men blame women for their own lack of respect for them.

Neo pronouns and micro labels are bullshit made up by people in 2020 who got bored and were continued by people who don't really have a personality and/or a minority label to use to feel different and special or like a victim. There does not need to be that many words for if you like dick, fanny, or nothing at all. Simple as.

Men use the phrase 'well if you didn't want to be assaulted you shouldn't have been wearing that' to relieve themselves of blame for their own actions, that being sexual assault and harassment, and pin it on the woman claiming that the assault was just in reaction to her own foolishness and poor behaviour.

When i say that micro labels and such make a mockery of the lgbt community i am not diverting blame away from the aggressor onto the victim. What I'm saying is these pedantic attention seeking frivolities only serve to make queerness look like just that, a pedantic attention seeking frivolity.

[justalanabitch]

While I do think that some people do use neopronouns/microlabels for attention, we also have no way of knowing what's going on in their heads, if they choose to indentify that way, all you can really do is live and let live. Yes, I can't imagine actually feeling connected to those kinds of pronouns/labels, but at the end of the day, its not like you can refuse to call them by those pronouns/labels.

I also thing the whole labels thing is stupid and we should all just go through life not giving a fuck if a person likes men/women or wtvr, but thats just my opinion, so wtvr.

[justalanabitch]

[justalanabitch]

how to get rid of creepy men in my dms, no glue, no borax

[justalanabitch]

What aesthetic should I make my new room?

grunge (like, posters everywhere and shit)

cutsie patootsie and coquette

clean girl (which prob isnt possible bc im messy af)

minimilistic (also prob not possible)

NO AESTHETIC!!!!

secret um, hold up i suck at counting, 6th option (pls comment)

Voting ended onJun 28