Call The Kilt Police!

  A blog for kilt wearers that wear the kilt incorrectly, that they may learn and mend their ways!  

[endgenderclothes]

[johnthestitcher]

No. Just no. (And call the Kilt Police!)

[rexrex20202023]

[callkiltpolice]

Diagonal plaid looks too much like a schoolgirl uniform. Call the Kilt Police!

[4kilts]

[tarottchotchkes]

Uh-Oh! I see white! Must be wearing underwear! Call The Kilt Police!

[kilt77]

[callkiltpolice]

Ladies - your kilts are fine. Gentlemen! All you kilts are about 2-3 inches too short! Call the Kilt Police! To quote 'The Kilt Song' - "You're gonna make me sick cuz I don't want to see your dick you muthafukker! Too High!"

[callkiltpolice]

Kiss My Blarney Stones!

[sillycloudparadise]

[callkiltpolice]

The more I study this picture the less I like it! Kudos for the matching facemask, but the one-sided stripes add nothing (looks like he has mismatched sox). The kilt is very feminine, and the ill-fitting jacket is too short, and barely fits him. FASHION FAIL! Call The Kilt Police!

[endgenderclothes]

[callkiltpolice]

Yes.

[sagbcn]

[kilt77]

[callkiltpolice]

Wearing the kilt too low - Call the Kilt Police~!

[callkiltpolice]

Trust me - we are both commando in this recent photo. No need to Call the Kilt Police here!

[kilt77]

[callkiltpolice]

Hmmmmm - Odd that the under apron of his kilt does not go across his body (kilt not wide enough to wrap properly), but the way it is hanging at an angle tells me it is not attached in some way at the waistband inside. The under apron should at least cover your junk. This is a poorly-fitting kilt.

[cherwallyx]

[bearpicsbear]

Not a kilt. YUCK. Call the Kilt Police!

[callkiltpolice]

Men's kilts do not have pleats in the front - this is a skirt, no matter how macho he is trying to act.

[crossipoc]

[lederfan66-deactivated20241105]

Der Kerl hat Eier 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[callkiltpolice]

Santa on summertime break! Nice bulge, Santa!!!

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[callkiltpolice]

Yep! I'd say that's a very kitschy tree! Flamingoes and all!

[dogboss57-deactivated20230223]

[johnthestitcher]

Kilted men in contact sports wear underwear so as not to offend the Judges ... and remove it when they are done.

[johnthestitcher]

Not so sure about the kilted gentleman on the left .... might be commando!

[kilt77]

[callkiltpolice]

Ladies - your kilts are fine. Gentlemen! All you kilts are about 2-3 inches too short! Call the Kilt Police! To quote 'The Kilt Song' - "You're gonna make me sick cuz I don't want to see your dick you muthafukker! Too High!"

[kilt77]

[callkiltpolice]

Kilt Fail! Call the Kilt Police!