Call Me ADD

Try to keep up!

[yomamapussystink]

follow your dreams

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Holy shite

[cyrodiil-burns]

No he didn’t

[f1ukemeister24]

You won’t regret unmuting this.

[echo-five-whiskey]

OH my god

[deathtokillian]

[sonofashepherd12576]

This makes that so much funnier because it can be hard to laugh when someone could die

[hobolunchbox]

Blep to you.

[todaysmeme]

todays meme is:

being safe and being kind

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

[the-memedaddy]

[smooththegoofyshark]

This is the worst joke I’ve seen and I am crying

[kitty]

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

[nerroart]

Oh here it is again. The best video ever

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

@ruthless-rage

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[humorstar]

when the teacher forgets that there was homework and someone makes sure to remind her that there was

[unamusedsloth]

[autocorrect-inspired]

THATS IT!?!?!?!?!!!

And I’ve been screaming “Swim fishies make a hole” FOR YEARS!!!

[scifikimmi]

…. on an escalator?? that is some Pavlovian shit .

[ygmtwr-atrus]

The ingrained reaction is very interesting.

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[roaminromans]

[raptorific]

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

[potatoochann]

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

[raptorific]

You know that’s the origin of the term “canon,” right?

[blueboy1299]

[did-you-know]

Before this, historians could only link 22 of the presidents to King John. Professional genealogists had only traced the male family lines, but BridgeAnne was able to link all but one of the presidents together using both male and female ancestry.

She’s not in 7th grade anymore, but now she has her own website.

Source

[itmaybedullbutimdetermined]

this just in: professional genealogists fundamentally misunderstand parentage, completely and totally ignore women, are schooled by 13yo girl

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Read” can be read as read, but you can also read it as read.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We have giant ancient beings live amongst us but no cares, because they’re trees.

[littlepawz]

[just-shower-thoughts]

For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were drunk or sleeping. Then, we got rid of the horse.