Chaos Lives On.

29yo 🇨🇦 Bisexual shitposting & screaming into the void. Fan of too many fandoms.

[demigods-posts]

i feel like percy is the type of fighter who would laugh if a monster ran away from him out of fear. but annabeth is the type of fighter who would call them a coward and run after it.

[lapseinart]

I mean this was the vibe with the Sphinx in BotL wasn’t it? Percy is like “Yes. YES! We’re chillin! Annabeth is so smart! We prob won’t have to fight this thing!”

And Annabeth is like “This is not a riddle! Give me a fucking riddle!” Until the Sphinx got fed up with her and attacked.

[tsibeyantiger-deactivated202604]

I never fully realised how heartbreaking this "I choose the prophecy" thing is. Imagine you are Annabeth. Imagine you are fourteen and the boy you have a crush on since over a year just broke literally any rule, travelled across the whole country and held the dam sky to save you, and you hear him say: "I'm gonna die in two years, because otherwise this poor little boy would have to carry the burden of the prophecy and I can't let this happen."

Edit: I feel like y'all still aren't sobbing enough, so I'd also like to remind you that six months later, Annabeth goes into the labyrinth and gets the prophecy "and your love will face a fate worse than death".

[daily-spooky]

[itsaubreylmfao]

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

[fawnbroinactive-deactivated2021]

hey for everyone reblogging this you should check out http://www.mybodygallery.com/ ! you can do this ALL THE TIME whenever you feel bad and get really specific! please love yourselves! you deserve it.

[minim-calibre]

Wow. This is all kinds of awesome.

[allofthefeelings]

I just looked up people my height, my pants size, and about my weight. And all I could think of was that they look beautiful.

I cannot stress how much I needed this. Thank you.

[neil-gaiman]

I'm in Reykjavik, at the Nordic Noir festival. I took this photo this evening as the last of the dusk was being eaten by the night.

[cauliflowergnocchidyke]

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

[lokiago]

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

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certified iconic post

[mindykim-deactivated20231004]

[remusjohnslupin]

Addams Family Values (1993) Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams Raul Julia as Gomez Addams

[makomoriz]

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

[balcklion]

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

[g1sunstreaker]

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in...i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

[callmechaos]

Tell me how to keep the hype after my mom CALLED THE HOTEL because my phone was charging on the desk & I didn't answer bc I didn't notice.

I understand I'm in NYC & you haven't heard from me in a few hours, but there's a fucking limit.

I'm 30 years old. I should not have to check in like a teenager on a field trip.

[blizzardofjj]

12,000 people harmonizing Hey Jude at Pentatonix concert in Des moines

[ginnabelle]

Incredible! Gives me hope that there could be peace on earth

[heygingergirl]

Serious goosebumps

[fiddleabout]

#okay when they all got loud i choked up#i am not immune to the harmony of the masses

[wizardpotions]

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

[monarchofrymden]

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

[wizardpotions]

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

[astronomical-bagel]

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

[yms1]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[thecupsmith]

You know that Neil Gaiman is a great writer and storyteller, because he approaches this question seriously from a logistic, linguistic, and character level

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[halorvic]

"Who gets to say what you're worth? Shouldn't you be the one who decides?"

[mortalityplays]

the influx of pornbots is so funny. we're out in our little paddleboat like "oh the rats are swarming again. auspices for the new year." and in the background the S.S. Twitter is floating past upside down.