What A Strange Place…

daughter. mother. sister. best friend. shy. awkward. witty. introvert. 😊

[callmeclarice83]

#itsbeenadayyall heck, who am I kidding. #itsbeenayearalready I’m over it. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn5oqRBr-9HBXu37rSQbzQbXa7ZWqzMahOwYLQ0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Me today. It’s been a long week. It’s gonna be a long weekend. Repeat for two more weeks. Thennn…break!! https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl8i3XjumXhBQJW5g9--yiDbra7_E4csyGfZ1Y0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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All gave some, some gave all. Those are the ones we need to pay our respects to today. Everyday you should thank everyone in the armed forces. Today, we thank those that are no longer with us. So, while you're out enjoying your BBQ, take a moment and say a lil prayer, do a toast, place a flag outside, do whatever you need to do, to remember those who died so you could do those things. https://www.instagram.com/p/CeMFrYkrq5oWpMMNo81viTka1y5kjHP_vc9XFc0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[callmeclarice83]

I really don’t recommend it. Buttt…I mean it’s not the worst thing. Look I’m alive…sorta… 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🙃👍🏻 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc53Q4VlqzoWYTtG-6NMieDl7zdKp-mD-cXrqE0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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My poor Rocky boy. He got sick and wouldn’t let me brush him. He got too matted and ended up needing to be shaved. His sister kitty doesn’t recognize him so she’s been growling and hissing at him. I feel like a bad kitty momma. On the bright side. I’ve been getting more kitty cuddles. Sure hope he starts to feel better and his fur grows out some. 🥺 https://www.instagram.com/p/CbsMAKILYrQw3D6dhOalJ1k9e1lvF4lrE978bg0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[callmeclarice83]

It’s not. And I’m so sorry. This was always my biggest fear as a parent. I know KRs school is safe. I wish I could change things. #itsnotsupposedtobethisway #imsorry #reachout https://www.instagram.com/p/CXGmyTrrg_AjNHJAZ6Sx8NxTvBqjbAdtu-Pfkw0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Look at who’s back!! 🥰🥰#meijer #sandythepennypony https://www.instagram.com/p/CSZzamjrSKyhHa8pQYVcEEm1tWozWst8nzgG6M0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[callmeclarice83]

#sumsupmylife #sorrynotsorry #imursula #damntheman #beyou https://www.instagram.com/p/CRJoQDfrA0yuAwVMzB-oqhgJnlkU0KYXCQzTmA0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[callmeclarice83]

Happy birthday to the first man I ever loved, my daddy. 💚 today is hard. It’s been hard for a few years now. Time doesn’t heal all wounds. Whoever said that, lied. With time, however, the days get easier. Not better, but easier. Hindsight is always 20/20 and there’s plenty of things I wish I would’ve said, would’ve done. But all I can do now is love the ones I have. And tell you to do the same. Never take a day, or person for granted. Always tell them you love them. Always hug them when you can. I wish I still could. https://www.instagram.com/p/CQwRvkJLBjD8ytjGdYqjWMadBmqE_0ZDCTwR6I0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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#pride2021 #betterlatethannever #imyourmomnow #iamasafeperson https://www.instagram.com/p/CPvjwIMrPzJzVI2msM7Nqx5atcBTfWT_cl9uGM0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[callmeclarice83]

When your #rideordie knows you all too well! Love my #birthdaypresent so much!!! #hotcocoaallyearlong https://www.instagram.com/p/CPA0FJRFDdSMgbxmcJ-xDWv1kSxEGlaPIB45Kg0/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Hey. let’s have some fun. I’ve been making people I work with uncomfortable. (Apparently the drains are gross…?🤷‍♀️) Whatever. I work in a shop of like 16 guys. I usually say things like su*k my d!ck and whatnot when they piss me off. Well, now I just say, my balls are bigger than yours and to make them really uncomfortable, I refer “going to the restroom” and “I’ve gotta drain my balls”…cause essentially, that’s what I gotta do anyways… I have a warped sense of humor. Sorry y’all. But I’ve also gotta make recovery fun or else lll just cry. Pic for reference that I group snapped my coworkers when they wouldn’t move a truck for me. Ps, yes I’m that chick that puts peen stickers all over…I have the humor of a 14 year old boy 😅🤦‍♀️🙃 https://www.instagram.com/p/COvQ0TSrIpJ/?igshid=116ghlyqgdhuy

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Listen here @tacobell I get it. It's lunch rush (1:45pm est). Your working your min staff, well, those that will come in, during a pandemic. That doesn't give you the right to rush my order, get it wrong, then give ME attitude when I say, here, I'll pay for it, but please keep my food, this is not what I ordered. I'm offering to pay for my order, that is wrong. I wasn't complaining. I didn't ask for a refund. I didn't even ask for it to be fixed. I was in line for a good 15 mins. There were about 7 cars lined up behind me. I'm not going to be that jerk that 1. drives off without paying; 2. gets snarky; 3. becomes a "Karen"; or anything else. I get it. You've now wasted 20 secs on making my one burrito, that wasn't even right and HOW DARE *I* say ANYTHING bad about YOUR job? Well, @tacobell i'm sorry pissed in your cheerios this morning. But it certainly was not me. #tacobell #imsorry #alliwantedwasabeefburrito #sourcream #notsomeattitude https://www.instagram.com/p/CNslZXHr4PBlAXphd1UzT7Ud8Dd0IdO2gjds6w0/?igshid=pzz8fhpucvtz

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I got a booboo. 🥲 how I manage to do things is beyond me anymore. All I know is that it hurts and it’s all @padean76 fault! #booboo #mypoorknee #missedthestair #itsallherfault https://www.instagram.com/p/CLrihZSjRz2IG5dGIPX9Y42IdOaPCwEo75XHTQ0/?igshid=1u0eizg0hhzqs

[callmeclarice83]

#memedrop #becauseitsfriday https://www.instagram.com/p/CKpliVjDVrYXcjpFRhqGvikTxku6XMnche_uLw0/?igshid=1dqcir9763d7m

[callmeclarice83]

Yup. Can i sleep through this mess we are currently calling current events? I thought during 9/11 that 1. Something like this would never happen, yet it did. And 2. I never wanted children because I don’t want the world to end on them. Queue year #2020 😳 whoa. And just when I thought it couldn’t get worse. Welcome #year2021 😅 #secondcivilwar #imdone https://www.instagram.com/p/CJwSWukjuI4RXuDSR9L4WUvFHUzNnfsoReQELM0/?igshid=9r9yooz22ngk

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And this sums up today. #memedrop #memes2021 https://www.instagram.com/p/CJjOg9SjNU0XCNZxXnmva1wdGjII7EmdLBe4ZE0/?igshid=1psckaq1oq46c