Izzy

For the fems and the fags

[penandinkprincess]

the post is getting unwieldy in a "do you love the color of the sky?" manner, but ilya learns this while reading through an allergy forum and it keeps him up at night for WEEKS

shane is peacefully snoozing away after a tasty allergy-compliant dinner and meanwhile ilya is just

I could have killed him with one blowjob

[callmeizy]

Are you going to start hating The cruel prince for some of it's fans having no etiquete like you did with heated rivalry? No? Oh I see

[milowing]

not every jason todd fan, but somehow always a jason todd fan

[quelmdn]

[potatomode]

Pls. do not re-post/reupload or use outside of tumblr without my permission.

Ilya: "It's just Rose" humph...

[lostinthesauceee]

*Award Winner *Hudson Williams and the nod to Connor in his speech! Just kill me 😭😭😭😭

[callmeizy]

Please God never let this man get media training

[medrawawi]

stay-at-home dad ilya 🙇 (and shane at work)

[hamrikaa]

Smaurent and Auguste ✨️

[callmeizy]

Reading Bruce & Dick pre-Nightwing fics:

Pros: No Jason, (mostly) in character behaviour, no Tim Suffered-more-than-Jesus/coffe addict Drake, no edgy killer Cass, No batboys fans projecting their daddy issues on Bruce, have I said no Jason?

Cons: No Damian.

[callmeizy]

My boy Jorge will have to WORK cuz how will he turn Epic's chill Apollo into a vengeful god without looking like two different characters? I cannot wait for it!

[callmeizy]

The twins 🌤 🌙

[callmeizy]

I searched abt 'achilles come down' cuz I wanted to see if anyone else saw the "jump of the roof" part as Apollo playing with him.

Then the Google AI popped up and:

"Although the song itself doesn't explicitly mention Apollo, fan interpretations on Reddit suggest that the narrative can be seen as Apollo (or another figure) appealing to Achilles not to kill himself after the death of Patroclus."

What??

[quelmdn]

"Slave"⛓️!Laurent AU

(major canon divergent from that scene in Prince's Gambit where they see akielon soldiers in the wild 🙂‍↕️)

[hutsonwoolyums]

Good morning, can we talk about how vocal Ilya is in the tuna melt scene? And I don’t just mean saying Shane’s name, I mean his breathing and groaning and fucking make me, and how once he and Shane are together for real Shane realizes how much Ilya had been holding back the sounds he really wanted to make, and all the things he really wanted to say, and how Shane would love getting Ilya to come apart for him?

[magnus-the-maqnificent]

*scrolling on instagram* aww that's a nice tmi edit let me just look at the comments- *GUNSHOT*

[shrimpsoupthedrawer]

I lied, I was the one being cooked not the w.i.p. 😔

Anw

Bruce Wayne the prince of Gotham, could he be related to Batman, the dark night of Gotham?

Other versions cause I can't decide which I like:

Anyway to me he's palest pale man with a bit of freckles and easily reddened face and lips, and lotss of beauty marks and hooked nose and long lashes and thick bat brows and fluffy lush jet black hair—

[callmeizy]

Watch a 2hour video for a homework or ignore it and watch the new mlb episode? Decisions, decisions