boring butch

they call me pants. the way i. wear pants. she/her/he/him. 22

[mousegirlheart]

you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[thewrldlooksred]

got inspired by a #pedestrian post + have been stressed at crosswalks and the like lately sooo.

✨️ PEDESTRIAN AFFIRMATIONS ✨️

drivers are so mindful and love me for existing on the road ❤️❤️

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[airoehead]

that’s really great man

[clara-the-cat]

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

[aura-eden]

YAYOI KUSAMA, Fear of Death, 2008

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[userautumn]

i love fics that feel so... grown. fics about adults that were written by adults who have years of life experience under their belts who pour that into their writing. fics where you can tell this is a person who has lived through a marriage or a divorce or a child or children or parent death or any number of Huge Life Events because the way they write with an emphasis on the highs and lows of the human experience rather than an emphasis on tropes (not throwing shade) is just so. oh man, it's just so fucking good. if my blorbos are grown men, grown women, grown people, i love it when they feel like grown people, not just extensions of the (young) author's imagination. (still not throwing shade). you know?

[diphowell]

[scoundressandfriends]

This always sappily gets me right in the feels

[estro-boi]

[kumotenebris]

Darth Nihilus

[willgrahamscock]

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

[themightiestacorn]

christopher nolan should make the odyssey but it's me going to the fridge for an orange and coming back to my room and wondering if my bed is the same (the bed is penelope)

[tennisarchive]

Serena Williams - Wimbledon 2000

[inyuns]

gummy fruit pngs

[rivertigo]

hey ya is an impossibly powerful song