boring butch

they call me pants. the way i. wear pants. she/her/he/him. 22

[mousegirlheart]

you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

[tlirsgender]

People will headcanon any canon male character as transmasc and it's largely tboy projection which is fine but some of you need to be honest. Project hail mary edition. Would the guy who exclusively goes by his surname and has no immediate family because he's too withdrawn into his work and yknow has a whole arc about being fucking terrified of doing anything truly meaningful be Already Transitioned ?

[realshy]

'guy' who exclusively goes by 'his' surname which, uh.

hmm. could mean anything

[tlirsgender]

Yup that's the one

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[striders]

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

[dogpuppy]

[freckled-frog912]

501st Leaders

[icedsoymilkchai]

[glavilio]

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[jesush8r]

Variations of Isle of the Dead

by Arnold Bocklin, Swiss Symbolist

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[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[sapphling]

it's not the biggest issue but why does everyone insist on acting like they've never seen a birthmark ever in their whole life and they're going to fucking explode if you don't explain why your body looks like that to them immediately

[sapphling]

you are going to meet a lot of different people with different looking bodies than yours and the reasons will range from things like birthmarks to disabilities to potentially deeply traumatic incidents. in general a good rule of thumb is that if you aren't familiar enough with that person for them to have volunteered any info then it really isn't something that you need to know, let alone loudly point out to them and others. other people's bodies are not a mystery for you to solve 👍

[sapphling]

every great kill yourself musician/group either dies in a bus crash or pops back up after two years of being medicated/having their most suicidal member leave/finding religion with 12 new songs about loving your friends that sound like pure uncut dogshit

[sapphling]

the world has yet to invent a way to figure out if you actually took your ritalin five minutes ago or if you just moved the pill bottle in anticipation of doing so

[kitschmelange]

[naivety]

the best thing a scene can do is make you think of another scene

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes