boring butch

they call me pants. the way i. wear pants. she/her/he/him. 22

[mousegirlheart]

you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[anphivenas]

Its impossible to talk to this fucking guy

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

[thunderberries]

[katelyn-danger]

Loose/faulty engine mount. Possible frame or driveshaft damage.

[sometransgal]

Actually if you look closely you'll notice it is just having a littol sneef.

[saintkatya]

[decompose1]

if you can't write essays you're stupid and bad. if you have trouble reading you're stupid and bad. if you have trouble understanding classes you're stupid and bad. identify these themes for me. you can't even order food over the phone. you can't even look people in the eye. i'm not explaining this to you, if you don't understand you shouldn't be here. if you don't understand you're stupid and bad. The Key To Heaven is an IQ Test. you wouldn't get it. you're too stupid.

[retropopcult]

Sigourney Weaver eating a hot dog, 1983

[guiltfactory]

you're my brother and to some extent my wife

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy, can you count to one million?

1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 201 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 No

[redundancy-lover]

all the people I've ever hurt haunt me even though they're all still alive

[hungwy]

One of the best stories humanity ever produced was a draft of a rewrite of the Epic of Gilgamesh written by a Ecuadorian poet in 1935. It was tossed into a fireplace by an angry boy and lost forever. Another of humanity's best was told 65,000 years ago and was overheard by a small tribe of embarked Neanderthals boating down a river in what is now northern Georgia. A short woman at the bank scrubbed a wooden idol in the water and sang an ancient tale in an unknown language. These two are eclipsed by everything produced by two brothers at the coast of what is now Cameroon between 503 BC and 490 BC, which they shared with some family and friends, and were beloved by everyone except a sour uncle.

[redundancy-lover]

sometimes when I make a mistake I can only think of all the mistakes I've ever made my entire life

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[pc98-rom]

[ups-sups]

Wiggog Y’Wrath