[animusrox]

An Evening With Dua Lipa (2024) "Training Season"

[kysanity]

Tanerelle

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

HELP ME

[bagheera-toriyama-blog]

[deadsleep-deactivated20141231]

[egdramaqueen]

Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

[tforteefs]

Do u have a type?

BLACK.

[rabbitgoblin]

Finally the representation we need

[brokenstick]

she ate

[memeguy-com]

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

[sharkpilot]

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

[only-tiktoks]

[bonnie-bug]

very important safety tip: NEVER use a blender to make paper pulp that you also use for food. the chemicals used in commercial papermaking arent safe for consumption, and it’s very difficult to properly and fully clean out a blender to remove all the traces of ink and paper pulp

also, blending paper can wear out a blender faster since it’s thicker than it’s really meant to work with, so you might want to go for a cheaper blender u dont mind replacing in a handful of months to a year

[callmemaria17]

😘👋🏼

[callmemaria17]

Therapist : What are those things we blow to make a wish come true?

Me : ... Sugar daddies

Therapist : NO

[callmemaria17]

LMFAOOOOOOO I CANNOT!! 😂😂😂😭😭😩😩😩 “Fuck your dog, hope he never comes home” 😩😩😩😭😭

[stability]

[callmemaria17]

@ the IRS

[callmemaria17]

Me: today is gonna be GREAT

The world:

[marvelfandom]

All right, so, give me your hand. Like so. And I’ll put my arm around you. Like so. And we just, what’d you call it? Sway? And we just sway.