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[majortomwashere]

David Bowie - Changes Left: 1967 Right: 1977

[snootyfoxfashion]

Ziggy Jumpsuit from SpanishThreads

White // Black

[lady-stardust-rv]

Photo by Greg Gorman 1987

[reactingtosomething]

The Collector

[coolgirl]

anyone else feels incredibly weird about Stephen Hawking passing away or is it just me

[keepingaholdofthis]

he kind of just felt like one of those people who couldn’t die

like he had already figured out the physics of death and was like “no”

[hand]

Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[melchiorgabor]

yesterday my first table at work was 4 complete shitholes who yelled at me twice before i even took their food order and almost made me cry. before they ate, they all bowed their heads to pray.

so on the top of their receipt i wrote “hebrews 13:2″ and they went WILD. they LOVED IT. they tipped me over 20% for my “education fund”.

hebrews 13:2 is “do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it”, and i really hope they got home and looked it up and realized that i am, in fact, a petty fucking bitch

[katnip17]

Bravo!

[alluka]

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

[just9gag]

When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing

[imhereforthefandomsandrwby]

I will never not find this funny

[slayeroftears]

Brilliant.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[savaagecaabaage-deactivated2021]

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

[bexhibitionist]

Probably had the only peace and quiet she’ll ever have for the rest of her life.

[twitterlols]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Li4mricee)

[setheverman]

STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

mood: adam scott’s face at the exact moment that he realizes he’s about to meet mark hamill

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

additional mood: adam scott’s face immediately after seeing mark hamill

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

Me: okay, we need to eat and take a shower

My brain: acknowledged

Me: …… so uh why aren’t we doing that

My brain: I acknowledged it what more can I do

[tasteheavenperfectly]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

[heysammy-blog]

 #empty chairs at empty tables

[zaynxlvarchive]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

[mrgoldenfold-deactivated2016032]

oh god NO

[newyorktittie-deactivated201511]

oh god YES

[solitarylikeme]

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

[bannerinthevalley]

what

[tombstonetrash]

what

[daddy-frnk-deactivated20150108]

what

[sangoireseussian]