[crabfisher]

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

[mind-altering-bugs]

Nobody wants to work anymore

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[mszombi]

I’d never seen this before but now that I have I feel blessed

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WHERE IS THIS FROM

[beepost-generator]

This is an ancient shitpost, from a more civilised time.

[rednines]

girl why is burger so expensive anymore?

[saienby]

I had this demon deep within me the other day

[hi-raethia]

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

[xenomorphique]

My personal favourite:

[spiribia]

personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

[powerburial]

my 2024 new years resolution is to find a lot of money on the ground

[anxietyproblem]

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[girlnephew]

i wish i could kill the liberty mutual emu in real life

[panteneprovcommercial]

i knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unlovable

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

[parkchanwoohoo]

[pyomorphic]

[pyomorphic]

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

[seafolks]

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

[tel-aviva]

[8-bitrust]

[sygotic]

stupid ass landlord painted directly over the house uzi

[sandmandaddy69]

[suredisaster-deactivated2024022]

imagining walking thru a crowded market street and hearing several town criers shouting these at me