BRITISH COMEDIANS - Sentence Starters
❝ I am a coward, we’ve established that ❞
❝ I cried at an episode of deal or no deal the other day ❞
❝ Would someone who plays by the book do this? ❞
❝ I think I speak for us all when I say the novelty has not worn off with curly fries ❞
❝ You’re gonna throw all your facts at me, but you can’t prove this one wrong ❞
❝ Yeah, I am too good for a free banana, actually ❞
❝ I bought a child’s X-Men cake and ate it all on my own in my pants whilst crying on the saddest day of my life ❞
❝ I look like an undercover Mormon on a conversion mission ❞
❝ I mean, I’m entering into this fully knowing it’s not going to work ❞
❝ What if every relationship you’ve ever been in is just somebody slowly figuring out they didn’t like you as much as they hoped they would? ❞
❝ I become a different person when I got my shades on ❞
❝ I once spent a night in a bush in Basingstoke ❞
❝ Human beings are the worst people ever ❞
❝ There’s no one I love more than me ❞
❝ Is your love of history the reason you’er wearing period clothing this evening? ❞
❝ A long time ago, but not long enough that it’s not still very relevant ❞
❝ Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appetite! ❞
❝ I’ve only ever used one side of a cheese grater ❞
❝ As soon as I saw them, I was cross ❞
❝ I was watching Queer Eye and getting drunk ❞
❝ I’m not gonna fuck a thigh, am I? ❞
❝ So drunk… I tried to fuck voicemail ❞
❝ No, I am not a gay, I am the gay ❞
❝ Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with ❞
❝ If you ask me that one more time I’m shoving this jigsaw up your dick ❞
❝ I have never been accused of being ‘too butch’ ❞
❝ Do you want to do a Loch Ness Monster hoax? ❞
❝ I’m going to come down to your level, not intellectually, of course ❞
❝ What I lack in physical strength, I make up for by being a biter ❞
❝ Sadly, ‘hopefully’ doth butter no parsnips ❞