[callunabrown]

carinacarinae​:

“Calluna?” Replied Carina with an inquisitive slant of her head. “What a beautiful name! I’m Carina, by the way. Like the constellation.” She set the flowers down and scanned the display for something. “Aha!” She grabbed for a gathering of wispy purple stalks. “Callunas for Calluna. Here, I’ll pay.”

“That’s a really pretty name too, I love constellations and stars and stuff but I’ve never been able to see that one,” She hadn’t also never seen her own namesake, but it was pretty rare. It certainly wasn’t a native plant to anywhere she had grown up, so after moving to England she had always gotten quite excited to see them in flower shops, her eyes brightening as the other woman pulled one out, “Oh wow, you don’t have too...”

[callunabrown]

carinacarinae​:

(Open.)

“Did you know the Victorians had an entire language dedicated to and revolving around flowers?” Carina mused as she perused the various blossoms. She plucked a bouquet from a display and held it towards the other person. “What do you think of these?”

“Oh, yeah,” Calluna nodded as she looked around the store as well, “That’s where my name came from, Calluna’s from the Latin name of heather and those mean, like, good luck and protection and stuff.” She looked over at the other properly as she held out a bouquet, “Ooo, pretty!”

[callunabrown]

pcndorica​:

“Under loved?” Pandora offered with a laugh of her own, sitting herself down cross legged amongst the petting zoo so she could truly immerse herself amongst the creatures. “How can anyone care about sports when there are these little cuties around?”

“That works, yeah.” Calluna nodded, trying to divide her attention between five different kneazles that were all trying to get her to pet them, “I don’t think I’ve ever cared about anything more than I care about these guys right here.”

[callunabrown]

❝ Why would I watch Quidditch when there are kneazels to pat? ❞

“Honestly, I’m here just for the kneazels.” Calluna laughed, “I’m not about to leave any kneazels unpat...unpatted...? Unpet?”

@pcndorica​ (pandora)

[callunabrown]

❝ Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appetite! ❞

“It’s always like that, isn’t it.” Calluna let out a soft chuckle, “Can’t say I’ve ever understood people who actually enjoy cooking.”

@dcrcasm​

[goodomcns]

BRITISH COMEDIANS - Sentence Starters

❝ I am a coward, we’ve established that ❞

❝ I cried at an episode of deal or no deal the other day ❞

❝ Would someone who plays by the book do this? ❞

❝ I think I speak for us all when I say the novelty has not worn off with curly fries ❞

❝ You’re gonna throw all your facts at me, but you can’t prove this one wrong ❞

❝ Yeah, I am too good for a free banana, actually ❞

❝ I bought a child’s X-Men cake and ate it all on my own in my pants whilst crying on the saddest day of my life ❞

❝ I look like an undercover Mormon on a conversion mission ❞

❝ I mean, I’m entering into this fully knowing it’s not going to work ❞

❝ What if every relationship you’ve ever been in is just somebody slowly figuring out they didn’t like you as much as they hoped they would? ❞

❝ I become a different person when I got my shades on ❞

❝ I once spent a night in a bush in Basingstoke ❞

❝ Human beings are the worst people ever ❞

❝ There’s no one I love more than me ❞

❝ Is your love of history the reason you’er wearing period clothing this evening? ❞

❝ A long time ago, but not long enough that it’s not still very relevant ❞

❝ Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appetite! ❞

❝ I’ve only ever used one side of a cheese grater ❞

❝ As soon as I saw them, I was cross ❞

❝ I was watching Queer Eye and getting drunk ❞

❝ I’m not gonna fuck a thigh, am I? ❞

❝ So drunk… I tried to fuck voicemail ❞

❝ No, I am not a gay, I am the gay ❞

❝ Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with ❞

❝ If you ask me that one more time I’m shoving this jigsaw up your dick ❞

❝ I have never been accused of being ‘too butch’ ❞

❝ Do you want to do a Loch Ness Monster hoax? ❞

❝ I’m going to come down to your level, not intellectually, of course ❞

❝ What I lack in physical strength, I make up for by being a biter ❞

❝ Sadly, ‘hopefully’ doth butter no parsnips ❞

[vnesshudgens]

Waar was jij?

[alisonzai]

*holds cat like baby*

[elivanto]

#peak clueless lesbian

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

i don’t think that a movie needs to be good in order for it to be good

[bob-belcher]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in America (S04E08)

[rachelsennott]

[alisonzai]

*holds cat like baby*