*Scream to the void*

[calm-your-breath]

Autumn?

More like how long can I go without sleep

[calm-your-breath]

Death- murdered: invite specific online friend. Grave stone must read 'You can't kill Vibe'

Death- body in pieces: Grave stone must read 'Rest in Pieces'

Death- out at Sea: Throw over board

Death- killed by Platypus: Viking funeral

Death in South Africa: leave body in Lake Natron

Death by suicide on a Pryamid in Egypt: Feed to Nile Crocodiles

Death while owning a house: burry in the basement but have a grave plot with records claiming I am buried there

Death after having children: cremate and put some ashes into an hour glass

Death after marrying: put body inside statue to watch over spouse

Death in woods: shove body in a hole or cave

[calm-your-breath]

GUYS I GOT A WRONG NUMBER TEXT!

I WAS ASKED MY AGE. I DID NOT GIVE MY AGE JUST AGE RANGE!

I WAS HIT WITH 'AGE IS JUST A NUMBER'

??????????????

Also I think my boss may be concerned bc I did say wrong text didn't bother me bc I talk to strangers online all the time, but, like... I meant strangers on social media platforms.

Tho once in middle school I convinced a random guy I was an 18 year old starting college. He gave good advice. Too bad I can't remember any of it.

[calm-your-breath]

Things I'm going to do:

Archery (both compound and I believe long bow(might be recurved))

Bouldering

Kali

Die

[memehumor]

It’s unfortunate this had to be said

[calm-your-breath]

The gall of some people.

How is this any different then shoving who is standing in your way?

[calm-your-breath]

It's amusing to watch people who don't know how to properly burn sage try to cleanse their house then get all shocked that it doesn't work

[calm-your-breath]

So Sunday sucked with me burning my hand, dropping my eggs down the garbage disposal, nose bleeding over my only clean work shirt (and ofc it was white) then being ill.

Today sucks just as much because someone used my card for a 150 dollar charge and my mom didn't keep up with U-Haul payments so I need to get the money before they sell it 🙃

Oh and my youngest sister wants to be a STREAMER.

[talesofsymphoniac]

So this was fun and actually pretty accurate? I got “Casually feminine”

[calm-your-breath]

Huh

[calm-your-breath]

For the first time on medical documents I put my preferred pronouns are They/them and I am still a bit panicky over it

[puirell-deactivated20221122]

just comparing notes but. how many ocs do you guys have, i have 15 D:

[calm-your-breath]

Idk

I stopped trying to keep track after 250.

I have many more.

Maybe I'll go and recount sometime

[calm-your-breath]

Crunch the bones and grind the dust

Watch the metals start to rust

Cities fall

And death will call

Hidden in the shadows deep

There lies a boat that slowly creaks

Inside is not but a token of a time long past

As the blood drips down

A lone swallow mourns silence

The sun still rises

[calm-your-breath]

Third and fourth winter are worse then first and second.

First: Yay snow!

Second: Yay Winter snow

Third: damn it I thought Spring was coming

Fourth: FUCK. IM MOVING TO ARIZONA.

[cronegloam]

ideal ship dynamic

[calm-your-breath]

This is funny because my newest ship is literally this

[girlfictions]

if you’ve been on tumblr for a while then you are one of three types of people. you either A) have kept one main blog since the beginning that you shift to revolve around your current interests and hope your followers understand. B) you have a main blog for general stuff and then 17 specifically curated sideblogs each dedicated to a different hyperfixation you once had. or finally C) you create a new email and make a brand new main blog every time you change fandoms whilst quietly deleting your old one and acting like it never existed. personally i’m C what about you guys

[calm-your-breath]

Once my mom and dad were walking a beach in Chicago at, like, 1 am and there was a guy dressed as Jesus dragging a cross.

I know this happened because they both agreed that it happened and they don't agree on anything

[calm-your-breath]

My clotted cream won't be done till 12:30pm bc I didn't look at how long it takes to make

[calm-your-breath]

Only reason I no longer fully hate my Birth name is because of Sam Winchester