Calmb4tehpwn

Pokemon Gym Leader, Pokemon Philanthropist, 28 He/Him. I have a love of many things, but my greatest hobby is collecting hobbies.

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[runawayalters]

what did their parents do to deserve them

[hopeydopey526]

bless

[perzadook]

Behold the rotating dog.

[laughterkey]

This is amazing

[jainaskywalkers]

rise up. 

[arotxt]

is this neko atsume 

[kirstengillibrand]

ice town costs ice clown his town crown

[gifsboom]

[spacebuns]

this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life……….this transcends purity there isn’t even a word for this

[weclapweareloud]

Poor puppy has no fur. Here, this will help.

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[landofmirth]

Here we see cr1tikal in his natural habitat 

[notallbloodmages]

 I slept until noon. How am I this tired?

[calmb4tehpwn]

You sleep in cycles. Generally 2-3 hours per cycle. How many cycles you complete doesn’t determine how awake you’ll feel the next day, the determining factor is where in your cycle you were when you woke up. For example, my sleep cycle is about 2 hours and 15 minutes. If I sleep 6 hours and 45 minutes, I’ll wake up at the end of a cycle (when I am the closest to being naturally awake), and feel fully refreshed all day. If I sleep for 8 hours, I’ll wake up in the middle of my cycle (when I am the deepest, soundest asleep) and will feel miserable, like I’m trying to catch up all day. It takes a lot of time (a month or so, minimum) but if you start a sleep journal, and plan to sleep a specific amount of time (try 6 hours, 7 hours, 8, 9) and figure out when you feel the best when you wake up. Write it down when you feel good, and when you feel miserable, and watch the patterns emerge. When you start to get closer to the hour, you can dial it down even further. It’s a very adult thing to do, and sounds like a pain in the ass, because it is, but it sincerely improves your life. Suddenly caffeine is fun, and not the only path to survival. Suddenly mornings are... slightly less painful. Work days are easier. Apparently there are apps to track your sleeping, as well. They’ll turn on the microphone all night and track your breathing to estimate where you are in your cycles, and show you where you were in your cycle when you alarm went off.

[sanziene]

Pomeranian sneezing. Play it with sound just do it!

[macsanders-deactivated20160224]

It sounds like a chicken

[poisonivydesigns]

Oh dear god turn on the sound!! LMFAO!!

[shit-bin-moved-accounts]

[WHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

[disgustinganimals]

this is the dog that will pierce the heavens

[coderichie]

@bootybreakfast OH MY FUCKING GOD

[adorably-confused]

According to my ASL teacher, we don’t say dragon in sign language. we say “spicy dinosaur” and I think thats beautiful. 

[rated-d-deactivated20230109]

Well, that’s pretty accurate! 

[askclint]

That’s…that’s pretty much it, yeah.

[safetytank]

[cowbeing]

sera greatly approves

[calmb4tehpwn]

James: The stars look so beautiful tonight

Lily: Yes, they do

James: But do you know who's even more beautiful?

Lily: Aw Ja-

James: Sirius.

[attabeen-blog]

why do height differences in shipping always have to be about one being really tiny and the other being really tall. what about one being exactly a single inch taller than the other and the second being consistently angry about this.

[carolxdanvers]

[calmb4tehpwn]

Tagged by @actual-aestival

Rule: Tag 20 followers you want to know better.

Name: Michael

Nickname: None

Star sign: Pisces

Gender: Male

Height: 6′0″

Sexual/romantic orientation: Biromantic Heterosexual

Favourite colour: Teal, Forest Green

Time right now: 7:03 PM

Average hours of sleep: 8 (fun!)

Lucky number(s): 24, 48

Last time I googled:  few hours ago. Looking up acne information in infants

Number of blankets I sleep under: Two and a sheet

Favourite fictional character: HAH. One character? Donna (Parks and Rec)

Favourite famous people: JenLaw, Andy Sandberg, Taylor Swift. Anyone who uses their fame to bring attention to issues that require some recognition.

Favourite book: Man. I’ve got a list. Anything by Heinlein, I think. He did a lot to shape my expectations from media.

Favourite bands/artist: Weird stuff. Anathema, Wolf People, Opeth

Dream Trip: Ireland

Dream job: I kind of have my dream job? If we’re asking what I want to do to support myself and my family, then I have it. A great job in IT. I couldn’t expect to make this much in any other field. If we’re asking what job I’d want if I was a millionaire? Well, I’d just pursue my hobbies full time. Blacksmithing, armour work, music.

What I’m wearing at the moment: Sweater, Jeans

Tagging 20 people: Nah.

[lycaninja-blog]

so you know that whole thing about cullen looking scarily close to zapp brannigan

well

[catoperated]

@cypheroftyr

[harbingersbooty]

HOLY SHIT @aleeravermillion

[team-ace-go-blog]

What is your favorite Pokemon type?

Mine’s steel or electric.

[calmb4tehpwn]

Psychic here. I can't get enough of my favorite little Pokemon. Abra is my man