2011

Calum Thomas Hood. 1/4 of 5SOS. Bassist. The Coolest member. 25 years old. Not the real Calum. This is for rp.

[ofstylcs]

“past few weeks have been mad- in the best way, of course. feel like i still haven’t had time to process insane stuff that i got to do over a month ago, nevermind yesterday. d’you watch euphoria? maybe y’know that song from season 2 where he’s like, ‘mount everest ain’t got shit on me / ‘cause i’m on top of the world’? well that’s me lately. how are you?”

@hollyweirdstarters​​

[calumhq]

Oh I bet. I mean, you just released an album that everyone is eating up. I’m sure you’re living the dream right now, man. You preparing for those shows you’re playing in a few months then? We’ve been touring, obviously, so that’s mostly what’s been going on with me and the band. Nothing you hadn’t heard already from Luke.

[hcizstcinfcld-deactivated202209]

so tell me.. how’s the wedding planning going? is the day getting closer? are you excited? // @calumhq​

[calumhq]

We haven’t really talked about it, actually. I think it’s happening back home once we’re done with this tour, but it almost happened in Dubai when we were out that way. Maybe we’ll get crazy and just do it. You never know, right?

[calumhq]

rcinhcrts​:

You would think! I guess we’re not that evolved yet. I think pets are the perfect stepping stone to figure out if you want children or not because animals are essentially helpless children. You sound like you’re in the process of figuring out your dreams and you know what? Good for you. I hope things just keep getting better and better for you.

Maybe one day we will. Fingers crossed in favor of that, honestly. People should mind their business more. You’re definitely right. I think pets are that first step and sometimes I think even helps a bit, y’know? Just because pets have limited ways to communicate so you have to pay more attention unlike when you have a tiny person talking and telling you things. I just saw myself doing music until like I dunno something happened to me or whatever. Didn’t have any real plans beyond doing what I know I’m good at, but I have a little more purpose now. I hope thinks stay better as well. I spent a long time being miserable and I don’t want to go through that again.

[dreamsbutler]

Anytime someone asks me if I’ve got baby fever, I just point to my dog son Milo. He’s my only child, my spoilt child, and I’m quite content with him these days. I used to dream about a fairytale wedding and starting a family but the past few years have really shifted my perspective. What’s most important to me now is feeling at peace and happy with myself, knowing what my body and soul are ready for and childbirth - it ain’t it, fam. Maybe someday but I’m okay right now being the best godmama and aunt I can be to the various little chitlins’ in my life. What’s a dream you had years ago that shifted into something completely new? @hollyweirdstarters​

[calumhq]

You would think people would mind their own business when it comes to if women want to have babies or not right? Guess I was wrong. My dog, Duke, is more than enough for me right now. I’ve kinda got another adopted dog child through my fiance since he owns a cutie named Petunia, so I think we are set for now. Maybe when I’m 40 and we are happily married we might adopt or something. It’s funny though because I never dreamed I’d be getting married or engaged. I actually didn’t have any real thoughts on my future until Luke and I started dating. not exactly an answer to your question, but close enough, right?

[calumhq]

hwkelso​:

i’m sorry calum – obviously i wasn’t attempting to cause your brain to nearly collapse on itself. though i know sometimes the full moon get’s my mind in a bit of a tizzy as well – happens to the best of us! it’s alright that you don’t have any answers, and i do hope your two brain cells start working again soon? but i feel like you’re not giving yourself credit – you probably have more brain cells then two!

-

Of course you weren’t. It just be like that sometimes. The full moon seems to turn everyone off kilter so it’s a good thing it’s done with for another months or so before we all go batshit again. The two brain cells are very random with their working hours. Sometimes they decide to vacation for days. It happens. I only give credit where it’s due and I think not on this one.

[hwkelso-deactivated20220523]

is there anyone else like me and have the most random of thoughts in the shower – and then you end up staying in there for longer than planned, just thinking about those thoughts? like how tinder is the opposite of porn site advertisements. there actually are a ton of hot singles in my area – but none of them are interested in me. or how the spiders that live in buckingham palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during victorian times – it’s a whole parallel royal family, but with spiders. or what if we passed a serial killer and he weighed us and thought – “i don’t want this.” those are just three of the thoughts that popped into my head while i was showering earlier – all of which caused me to take the longest shower ever. but hi there, i’m kelli, and like patrick star, the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. and when i’m not being a heavy random thinker, i’m off being a tiny blonde rage. and one random thought for the road – if you hit yourself and it hurts, are you strong or weak? | @hollyweirdstarters​

[calumhq]

I think you just caused my brain to nearly collapse on itself, Ms Kelli. Holy fucking shit. Maybe it’s this full moon that’s got me in a tizzy or maybe you’re just asking the real questions. Either way, I don’t have any answers, though I certainly can relate when the two brain cells I have are working. It seems to be a rare case these days though.

[qxeenofhawkinshigh-deactivated2]

I've gotta say, so far thirty-five has been a blast. I'm only a day and a half into it, but hey, it could be worse. I had a lovely dinner with friends last night and it's made me feel so special. @hollyweirdstarters

[calumhq]

The thought of turning 35 is really scary for me, holy shit. Glad to see you’re out here thriving though. Happy belated. It’s always great to spend that special day with friends.

[calumhq]

text | 𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗶𝘀 ⇄ 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗺

louis: well amazing things can happen in paris lol.

louis: was cool seeing u guys and h, sorry i had to jet off so quick, had to go back to london and then catch a flight to la a few hours later. was cutting it pretty fine

louis: but i'll see u at a show next week? 20th? should be able to hang out a bit more after :)

louis: freddie is always in charge and he knows it. he's keeping his mum on his toes right now i bet

Calum: Sometimes. We've uh ironically been arguing a bit more whilst here, but ... well it's a long story.

Calum: It was cool seeing you too, bu tuh that reminded me that I need to tell you something.

Calum: Oh shit yeah! That's awesome! I hope so!

Calum: Lol kids are just like that, I guess.

[calumhq]

text | 𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗶𝘀 ⇄ 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗺

louis: ur not a fake friend man. i'm back on tour in south america this weekend. then got australia after, couple shows here and there. we'll catch each other's shows.

louis: makes sense, man, whenever i have time with freddie i kinda disappear. it's just me, him and the dog. is why i've disappeared the past couple weeks. just kinda enjoy it being us.

louis: ur right

louis: really he grounded me and took away my phone

louis: freddie doesn't take any shit.

Calum: I finally have some time off thankfully! Luke and I are hanging around Paris a bit longer for romance and what not lol

Calum: That makes sense. Can't be mad at that.

Calum: Thank u

Calum: LMAO your child is the adult!

[calumhq]

And if you go I wanna go with you And if you die I wanna die with you Take your hand and walk away

The most loneliest day of my life...

[calumhq]

gcgchw​:

Sounds like you might be in love, handsome. If I’m hearing you correctly, I mean. I think that’s what a simp does, right? They are … well I don’t know honestly how to describe them. Perhaps I will let you peep on the playlist if you show me yours in return.

I am, yeah. Like extremely. We’re going through a rough patch right now, because of an ex friend of mine causing shit so that’s great, but yeah. I might let you peep at the playlist then. A show you mind if you show me yours type deal for sure.

[calumhq]

Text to: Joe

Calum: I unblocked you to ask you one thing and one thing only

Calum: What gave you the right to tell Luke whatever the hell you said?

Calum: The person I was before Luke isn't the same as the person you were friends with. I think that's crystal fucking clear isn't it?

Calum: And really, I told you some of those feelings in confidence. Thinking oh he'd never use those against me and yet here you are. Fucking up everything.

[calumhq]

dcddydcmctria​:

take it however you want.

Ouch.

[calumhq]

hcizstcinfcld​:

i wouldn’t dare show you and luke up. it’s your guys’s day. the other guys however, i will strut in my suit looking hot as fuck.

Fair enough. In fact, I encourage it.

[calumhq]

dcddydcmctria​:

you could’ve just talked to me. i told you from the beginning that i don’t want any bullshit. i’ve had too many people leave my life and i’m not good with that. thanks for the apology, but i don’t need people in my life who will just leave again.

That your way of telling me to fuck off then?

[calumhq]

dcddydcmctria​:

is there anything you want or what?

You should know I ran away because I had romantic feelings for you. I’m not good at the whole hooking up and still being friends thing. I think that’s obvious now. I just wanted to apologize, I guess.

[calumhq]

hcizstcinfcld​:

way to hurt my feelings, calum. might be for the best. i might show up ashton and michael since i would look so good.

I’m just trying to prepare you in case he doesn’t pick you. That’s all. I’m all for you showing up the other boys. Just not me and Luke, alright. So don’t look too pretty. It’s not that hard to out do Ashton and Michael.