☆ CAL ☆

loser t-boy, hyena nerd, movie lover, artist, TADC fan and I got termed... asks + DMs encouraged

[calwilleatyoualive]

mini intro

this is new blog (#got termed lmao) (@kitty-kat-kal)

you can call me cal/callie/parker/pup or wtv tf u want I deadass don’t care. (I have multiple ppl who call me ye ol toothless one.)

I am a gay trans guy and I get easily obsessive/parasocial with people so lmk if that makes u uncomfy

I cuss a lot. And I’m a minor.

My favorite things are Hyenas, Jake Gyllenhaal, Donnie Darko, Obsession 2026, art, music (Nu Metal mostly), Twilight Saga, and… idk.

my irls are @imjayyouregay and @uzithecool

anons: 🫆, 🪾, 🦴🕸️

I have a couple crushes. 3 on here, and some irl+fictional. I can tell u ab my irl and fictional crushes but not tumblr ones unless SOMEHOW me and them get tg which is highly unlikely. or if you and I are friends.

I’m an alterhuman and a bit mentally ill. I have diagnosed ADHD as well. I’m also a Hellenic Polytheist!!

I love the color blue it’s the best.

Anything I miss? Lmk!! <33

[calwilleatyoualive]

BRO WHAT

I SAID I WAS GOING TO SLEEP

AND GOT DISTRACTED LOOKING AT JACOB ON PINTEREST

AND NOW ITS 4 AM

FMLLLLL

[calwilleatyoualive]

goodnight tumblr! I love you little gay people in my phone

making this post so that I feel obligated to gts

[kissmebeforecourt]

[calwilleatyoualive]

my hair tendrils look like jelly fish tendrils I feel so jellyfish

[ppups]

[hauntingpup]

I'm a pervert with a big heart too okay

[calwilleatyoualive]

im a pervert with a pure heart and loving soul, okay? 😢

[melicutherwrist]

they dont make emo boys in my country omfg can someone send me one

[trashy-trout46]

I survive off of the serotonin the little blue notification dot gives me

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[kissedmelancholylatte]

I think everyone is prettier than me

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[calwilleatyoualive]

GUYS I FORGOT TO TELL YALL

I met this awesome dude at orientation and he was so funny and when I sat down he pulled out a little rubber chicken and said “squeeze my chicken” and it was hilarious and then

he messaged me today and OMGGG im so over the moon. im ecstatic. this is awesome. he is HILARIOUS. and he said he was gonna say hi to me on the first day and had an INDEX CARD of things he wanted to say to me ☹️🩶

so yes im quite joyous over this.

[calwilleatyoualive]

OH THIS WAS THE INDEX CARD BTW ☹️🫶🫶🫶

[iwannaperfectbody]

[calwilleatyoualive]

GUYS I FORGOT TO TELL YALL

I met this awesome dude at orientation and he was so funny and when I sat down he pulled out a little rubber chicken and said “squeeze my chicken” and it was hilarious and then

he messaged me today and OMGGG im so over the moon. im ecstatic. this is awesome. he is HILARIOUS. and he said he was gonna say hi to me on the first day and had an INDEX CARD of things he wanted to say to me ☹️🩶

so yes im quite joyous over this.

[calwilleatyoualive]

husband reveal!

[rigormortem]

It's August tomorrow it's. August what Tomorrow? wha j. Really tomorrow

[skidfart]

It feels like July Was just Yesterday