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vegetarian cat loving feminist

[snowdin-stims]

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[lmaonade]

when i was a kid my grandpa was a great depression survivor and he wouldn't waste ANY amount of food so he taught me i had to eat the apple core and i started eating the whole apple in grade school and the kids called me horse boy

[lichtenbug]

[memewhore]

Love me a good snerdle!

[memewhore]

[riverlarking]

sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going

[bundibird]

I highly recommend doing the same thing in life.

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[humorstar]

[doodle-empress66]

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

[tamale-papi]

This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

[toastbutteregg]

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

We out here… not skinny…. doing whatever the fuck we want…. in peace

[glumshoe]

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

[glumshoe]

one time I watched a raccoon pull up plastic tent stakes at a campground and just walk away, content with causing mischief

another time at camp I woke up to find a raccoon had grabbed the yarn that connected the string telephones my neighbor and I had strung up between our cabin windows and was just yanking on it… I grabbed one end and ended up in a tug-of-war over the string phone while this beefy raccoon pulled and pulled, hand over hand, making direct eye contact with me

and sometimes they’d sneak into cabins and just…. touch people while they slept

why!!! who said you could act like this!!!

[mrbiglong3000]

god gave them hands but not shame

[toastbutteregg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[marisatomay]

telephone (lady gaga ft. beyoncé)…….you just had to be there

[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[toastbutteregg]

ONE DAY LEFT?

[toastbutteregg]

only haters will say this is edited

[goodfortuneforever-deactivated2]

My 5 year plan .. being dope .. having fun .. chilling .. smiling