Bitch, Im God

Cashmere Cat inbound

[cameracow]

Are you really an adult if you haven’t had a breakdown in the middle of a Floor & Decor?

[mywickednight]

This Halloween costume is freaky 😱😱😱

[liketheinferno]

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

[fluffygif]

Sculptures of Tom’s most unfortunate moments

[tiktoks-repost]

I am a citizen of the United States of America and I DEMAND MY RIGHT

[formerlymaustown]

@yeahitsak

[bob-belcher]

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[unpretty]

it’s DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[fieldbears]

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

[fizzgigfurball]

@diseonfire future?

[vet-and-wild]

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m trying to deliver a FUCKING HOE. godDAMNIT.

[pencilwritesshiz47]

CC:

So the cows think that I’m delivering hay, and I’m to deliver a FUCKING HOE. godDAMNIT. Get away!! NO! Oh my god, figure it out. LADIES. It’s like a ZOMBIE MOVIE. I’m tryin to DIG! 

There’s not anything. STOP. What!? *mooing* There’s NOTHING! oh my gOD it’s the entire herd. 

Guys. GUYS IT’S DIRT. It’s DIRT! It’s dirt, it’s not hay! Go find the other gra– it’s DIRT!! You know it’s dirt!! Eclair >:( [I cannot puncutate that correctly without that face, ok.]

What. in. the. ab.so.lute. shit. are. you. doING!? What are you doin!? What’s that about!? It’s DIRT!

[tomodachibirb]

Eurasian sparrowhawk (Accipiter nisus), young male, from a banding. Jerusalem Bird Observatory. 28.10.20

[bunjywunjy]

I'm never going to be over this specific face that hawks make when you hold them like a popsicle

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

HIM FACE! It’s been too long

[p0tato-kn1shes]

him faece

[thecrimerat]

Him face. So good luck

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[formerprincewille]

This is my favorite post

[lesbiancarlgrimes]

undisclosed moodboard

[coast-modern]

[rabm]

year of the ox!!!!!! cow fandom grab your tools

[babyanimalgifs]

Thirsty crow comes to humans for help 

(Source)

[sixpenceee]

This incredibly colorful fluffy bird is called a white-browed tit-warbler (by Hiuying Tse). 

[memewhore]

[tikkety-tok]

I love ✨ m o d e r n ✨ dance