Walt Disney World: Stitch's Great Escape! | Pre-Show #2
CHARACTERS INCLUDE: Recruits (Walt Disney World Guests), Pleakley (Kevin McDonald; voice), Captain Gantu (Kevin Michael Richardson; voice), Sergeant C4703BK2704-90210 (Richard Kind; voice), Lieutenant Sludge (Dave Fouquette; voice), Computer System (Susan Silo; voice), Skippy (Danny Mann; voice) and Donut Guy (Dave Fouquette; voice)
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: ATTENTION! [pauses] Thank you. Let me introduce myself, I'm the prisoner teleportation officer, Sergeant C4703BK2704-90210. So... To start, prisoners come in two types: Your Level 1s, and your Level 2s. Now you people are not ready for Level 2s. So, we'll start with the 1s. You know, common criminals of the cosmos, like this scary hoodlum over here. [points at Skippy, who is already inside the prison tube on the left] He's in for jaywalking between the moons of Jupiter. But perpetrators like him are caught, they are teleported here into one of these tubey things. And then, they have to deal with me.
The yellow lights began to flash.
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: Perfect. Here comes another one.
The screen monitor behind Sergeant C4703BK2704-90210 turns on, showing Lieutenant Sludge flying a space police car, with a brown goop-covered alien in the tube at the back.
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: Ah, Lieutenant Sludge. What have you got?
LIEUTENANT SLUDGE: We had another situation at the Galactic Federation Bakery.
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: Oh, not that donut guy again.
LIEUTENANT SLUDGE: Yep, I caught him sucking the goop out of all the jelly-wormhole donuts.
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: Oh. When are you guys going to send me some Level 2s for a change?
LIEUTENANT SLUDGE: Not today, 90210!
As the prison tube on the right flickered, it began to fill up with fog.
COMPUTER SYSTEM: Teleportation in 3… 2… Teleporting now!
The Donut Guy was teleported from the space police car, as animated on the screen monitor, to the Prisoner Teleportation Chamber, as animatronic, inside the prison tube on the right.
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: Oh, you should be ashamed of yourself, you gasbag!
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: But I have no choice but to send you to your cell. And this time, with no milk. You understand?
Suddenly, the alarm goes off.
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: Huh? What's that?
The screen monitor turns on again, showing Captain Gantu alerting Sergeant C4703BK2704-90210 over incoming Level 3.
CAPTAIN GANTU: Sergeant, we have an incoming Level 3!
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: What? The Level 3? [yelling] AAH!
CAPTAIN GANTU: Pull yourself together, man!
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: [spilling his oil] I think I just o—oiled myself.
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: Yes, sir?
CAPTAIN GANTU: I don't know what kind of monster they caught up there, but we have to move to the High-Security Level 3 Teleportation Chamber!
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: But it's their first day! And they're not even trained to handle level 1s yet!
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: S—Sir. Y—Yes, s—sir. Okay.
CAPTAIN GANTU: [sighing] Oh, great.
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: Uh, go that way.
CAPTAIN GANTU: [clearing his throat] Ahem.
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: I—I mean this way. N—no, n—not that way.
CAPTAIN GANTU: You too, Sergeant.
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: [exclaiming in fear] What, me? Oh, I would love to go, but really, I wouldn't want to—
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: Sir?
CAPTAIN GANTU: I'll meet you in the High-Security Chamber. That's an ORDER!
SERGEANT C4703BK2704-90210: [saluting] Yes, sir! Something big is underway! Something LEVEL 3 BIG!! Oh, dear! I think... I'm going... to... FAINT!
Sergeant C4703BK2704-90210 fainted.
PLEAKLEY: Emergency, everyone. We have an emergency here. All guards to the High-Security Teleportation Chamber immediately!
CAPTAIN GANTU: That means YOU, recruits! Now MOVE IT!
PLEAKLEY: You heard the Captain, everyone. Let's get a move on, and— and let's make it snappy!
The recruits move to the main show: The High-Security Level 3 Teleportation Chamber.
COMPUTER SYSTEM: Prison teleportation in 90 seconds.
PLEAKLEY: All guards report to the High-Security Level 3 Teleportation Chamber IMMEDIATELY! ALL GUARDS TO LEVEL 3!