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wiselwisel

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

justcatposts

The cutest break dancer 🐱🐈

From: @wakaponsan

iyimibole

themasterpupil

There’s a glitch in the matrix

achillesvevo-deactivated2020090

yamitamiko

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

tinyhipsterboy

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

pg-chan

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other.

bortoukali

timotaychalamet

Belle de Jour (1967) dir. Luis Buñuel

timotaychalamet

Cold War (2018) dir. Pawel Pawlikowski

timotaychalamet

997

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

997

im still so obsessed

erainab

orange-twilight

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

hashtagloveloses

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

the-incedible-sulk

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

donnasweettttttttt

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.