the duck

I don't know how to use tumblr ooooOooOOOOooo spooky ominous music detained and disqualified

[duckinthetrashcan]

introduction hello :)

HI

I’m duck (they/she) I do not know how tumblr works and I started this as an April fools thing and can’t turn back so. Hi I’m here now

I post art….. I post nonsense……

———————— asks are open! Feel free to just say hi or request a silly goofy doodle :3 (general etiquette applies)

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I’m in a few various fandoms but specifically very normal (like so incredibly normal) about hermitcraft and the life series :)

I also play/am an enthusiast of many video games and pirates. And pirate video games. and Minecraft which gets its own category fuckin LOVE Minecraft

and skyrim. I have a skyrim problem now

————————— my original art can be found under the tag #duckinthetrashcanart :D (most of it… I might’ve forgotten to tag some of the posts it’s FINE)

my texts posts are all tagged #ducksmaddenedquacks bc. why not

annnd all art reblogs are tagged under #sick art reblog (or most of them, sometimes I reblog from mobile and forget to add tags)

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[valtsv]

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

[valtsv]

what the hell are you doing. stop that.

[ghostly-cabbage]

Chat am I on to something

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

[soonysy]

day 4 — 'Alt' hermit Ren-Bob

[duckinthetrashcan]

I really enjoy that my first thought of a break for beating O&S in ds1 was to go do a skull cavern run in stardew. as a treat.

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest as I should; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him feeling safe. He said my “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard young ones singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got water temperature better. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[alicentsgf]

how i walk through life

[ham-of-despair]

i checked wikipedia to see if this was real and not a tumblr lie. wikipedia said it was true but i still just couldn't quite believe it. so then i checked the imdb summary for the pilot and OH MY GOD IT'S REAL

[fenns-atlas]

rocky and adrian make gingerbread houses together <3

Stupid extra version under the cut lmao

[shastafirecracker]

eridian children in Grace’s class interested but slightly disappointed to learn that much earth life is bilaterally symmetrical with even numbers of limbs

Grace going “oh!! But!” and teaching them about starfish, to their absolute delight

new eridian schoolchild trend of starfishing aka flopping flat down with all legs out and moving by wiggling and squirming around, giggling. parents hooting at Grace in despair. why did you teach them this

[xushibeetle]

Loved this idea so much I had to draw it ☆

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[busket]

cheesecake with a thick graham cracker crust and some crushed oreos on top

[the-haiku-bot]

cheesecake with a thick

graham cracker crust and some

crushed oreos on top

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[depsidase]