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On the outside, always looking in Will I ever be more than I’ve always been? ‘Cause I’m tap, tap, tapping on the glass

{Priv. Sel. Multimuse} {Written by Zak} {Previously @campscng}

#;Do You Think Anyone actually Reads the Camp Pamphlets?(Self Promo);#;The Evil Queen Dabs Villainously into The Room(OOC);

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❄️ if you’re gonna hit me, hit me ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ cause you better knock me out the 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 time ❄️

{Beloved by Zak, The Power Mad Queen}

{Muse Count: 35+}

#(Y'ALL I MOVED DAVID BACK TO MY MULTI BECAUSE ACTIVITY ON MORE THAN ONE BLOG IS HARD M'KAY)#;The Evil Queen Dabs Villainously into The Room(OOC);

vhsmeme

* vine meme

a shit ton of lines from different vines.

‘ look at all those chickens. ’

‘ i’ve always wanted to do this! ’

‘ i fell down the stairs. i hate when nobody shares. ’

‘ can you tell me a bedtime story? ’

‘ bro, you can’t tell anybody. ’

‘ yeah, i’m good. i’m just happy for you.’

‘ dude, it’s like we kissed! ’

‘ TAKE THE PICTURE! ’

‘ oh, my god. we just locked eyes. ’

‘ yooo! ’

‘ you look upset. ’

‘ i got bit by a spider. it gave me superpowers! ’

‘ i’d be a unicorn. because no one believes in me. ’

‘ yeaaah, yeaaah. ’

‘ the only fitness here is me fitting this pizza in my mouth! ’

‘ well, i don’t have to do anything except pay taxes and die. ’

‘ girl, you look fierce today! WE LOVE IT. ’

‘ can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? ’

‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’

‘ i’ll beat your ass if that’s a ticket. ’

‘ you want some vodka? ’

‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does. ’

‘ i smell like beef. ’

‘ you better STOP YELLING. ’

‘ your secret’s safe with me. ’

‘ and we are two very supportive guys. ’

‘ MY BEST FRIEND POOPED HIS PANTS! ’

‘ honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’. ’

‘ fuck you, that’s why! ’

‘ yeah, no shit, honey! ’

‘ today’s forecast. we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. fucked. up. ’

‘ is that a weed? i’m calling the police! ’

‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’

‘ i sneezed! ’

‘ i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party. ’

‘ hey, how you doing? ’

‘ i’m doin’ just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’

‘ oh my god, why can’t you just take the fricken compliment! ’

‘ and they were roommates! ’

‘ i wanna fucking die. ’

‘ you remember one time i liked you? ’

‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch. c’mon. ’

‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’

‘ he needs some milk! ’

‘ the yo-yo master did not answer. he just kept on yo-ing ’

‘ WHAT’S UP, FUCKERS? ’

‘ bored as sheeeet. ’

‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’

‘ welcome back to me screaming. ’

‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. ’

‘ babe, are you serious? ’

‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room. ’

‘ NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! ’

‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD. boogie woogie woogie. ’

#;What Camp are We Focusing on Today? || Let’s Find Out!(Memes);

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Send me “✒︎” for a random, dumb, pointless fact about my muse.

Hitman David has a way better car than Main because he can actually afford to keep up with maintenance. Like, Mainverse’s car is loud and clunky and scratched in places where the paint is chipping.

Hitman’s has none of that.

#kaleiidosccpe #;And I Can't Help but Yearn || For a Different Time(Headcanon);#;Anything can Happen While at Camp(AU Ideas);#;The Evil Queen Dabs Villainously into The Room(OOC);

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Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

“I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”

“We probably shouldn’t do this.”

“See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”

“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”

“We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”

“I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”

“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”

“I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”

“Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”

“I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”

“This is exactly what we need–a night out. Let’s go crazy!!”

“Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”

“I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”

“Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”

“Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”

“We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”

“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”

“I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”

“Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”

“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”

“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”

#;What Camp are We Focusing on Today? || Let’s Find Out!(Memes);

cilly-murphy

#;We'll Pass it on to You We'll Give the World to You || and You'll Blow us all away Someday(&Solhearts: Nikki);#;I’m Sorry Your Parents Don’t Care || But I can Promise You that I Do(David&Max);#;Does Anybody have a Map || Anybody Maybe happen to Know How the Hell to Do This?(AU: Dadvid);

@solhearts continued from: X

[Text to: Force of Nature] ffs Nikki

[Text to: Force of Nature] You know I have trouble sleeping!

[Text to: Force of Nature] You on the other hand do not! and should be in bed! Don’t you have a test on monday?

[Text to: Fore of Nature] FURTHER MORE, LANGUAGE!

#solhearts #;Shadows Settle on The Place that You Left || Our Minds are Troubled by The Emptiness(AU: After Camp);

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Send me “✒︎” for a random, dumb, pointless fact about my muse.

David hasn’t played many video games in his life, but he always makes sure to get the latest Pokemon game when it comes out. Considering his parents would rather hand him toys than be around him.

He’s played a lot of generations of Pokemon.

#kaleiidosccpe #;And I Can't Help but Yearn || For a Different Time(Headcanon);#;The Evil Queen Dabs Villainously into The Room(OOC);#;Welcome to Camp Campbell || We’re Thrilled You’re Here!(Asks);

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David has on not one, not three, but FOUR separate occasions beaten someone unconscious with his guitar.

Gwen was witness to all of them and at least two of them were Woodscouts.

#pseudcbliss #(I live for David being a little MONSTER as a kid/teen)#;And I Can't Help but Yearn || For a Different Time(Headcanon);#;Welcome to Camp Campbell || We’re Thrilled You’re Here!(Asks);

virus-anomaly

Send me “✒︎” for a random, dumb, pointless fact about my muse.

#;What Camp are We Focusing on Today? || Let’s Find Out!(Memes);

[ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me ( gwen )

text message starters pt. 1

[Text to: Light of my Life] I thought club penguin shut down?

[Tex to: Light of my Life] wait up I’m almost home I’ll get on too!!

[Text to: Light of my Life] and I’m pretty sure I’d believe it.

[Text to: Light of my Life] I mean you’ve HEARD what Max says to me sometimes, right? it’s ridiculous.

#solhearts #;Put the Pedal to the Metal just to Laugh with You || It's Interstellar When it's just us Two(&Solhearts: Gwen);#;Shadows Settle on The Place that You Left || Our Minds are Troubled by The Emptiness(AU: After Camp);#;Welcome to Camp Campbell || We’re Thrilled You’re Here!(Asks);

[ text; ] brb, descending into hell. ( nikki )

text message starters pt. 1

[Text to: Force of Nature] Nikki no NIKKI

[Text to: Force of Nature] NIKKI WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

[Text to: Force of Nature] Please don’t agitate the Scouts again you KNOW they’re both meeting at the same place this week.

[Text to: Force of Nature] they WILL call the cops this time!

#solhearts #;We'll Pass it on to You We'll Give the World to You || and You'll Blow us all away Someday(&Solhearts: Nikki);#;Shadows Settle on The Place that You Left || Our Minds are Troubled by The Emptiness(AU: After Camp);#;Welcome to Camp Campbell || We’re Thrilled You’re Here!(Asks);

[Text] don’t scare me like that!

[Text] you two are going to give me a heart attack istg

[Text] I’ll be down as quickly as possible, just STAY PUT.

#pseudcbliss #(WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS MAX)#;There's a Place I know that's Tucked Away || Where We can go to Laugh and Play(Mainverse: Camp Camp);

“Well you know what they say, the journey is more important than the destination!” Oh the temptation was there, to just right away pull out the ring but he really wanted this to be more special than that.

He’d put this off for so long, this had to be special. Gwen deserved the most special proposal ever. But he’d just have to make due.

#solhearts #;There's a Place I know that's Tucked Away || Where We can go to Laugh and Play(Mainverse: Camp Camp);

[ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.

text message starters pt. 1