hog with a blog

🎭 currently in Avenue Q 🎭

[shook-ti]

[blindlamar]

I feel like this could be anything.

Take your meds. Flip off that asshole. Be unapologetically loud and brash. Love with your whole being.

[taestysuga]

Cosmo, even tho a little problematic, teaches me so much about blow jobs than porn ever had I give my life to Cosmo

[90snokia]

the lil dude from the fairy odd parents?

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

[viciere]

ok but did he deliver

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

of course 

[thepsychoticfuckingbiotic]

OH MY GOD

[weavemama]

GORDON RAMSEY’S TWITTER CRITIQUES IS WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

[official-putin]

when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the back of the classroom a boy started crying and when we asked why he said it wasn’t fair because he only had one mom and she got two and he wanted two moms also

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

only acceptable reason to be upset about same sex parents

[real-retail-stories]

[level5goblin]

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

[daintyharru]

[rainekeiko]

#healthy

[shaggyshwag-deactivated20240522]

Wholesome

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me

[c3po]

mr krabs would not have voted trump because his best employee (spongebob) is gay

[bisexualwario]

he exploits his labor in extremely cruel ways and once sold spongebob’s soul for $0.62

[freaksandgeeksthings]

[midge-maisel]

[coach-taylor]

[prophecysgirl]

every one of us. make your choice. are you ready to be strong? – buffy summers

[snorlaxatives]

why does owen wilson have the most distinct memorable voice in the entire world i literally can’t read the word ‘wow’ without hearing his voice in my head like ‘wow :~)’

[youaremyeverlovin]