The sjw's beat me up and stole my lunch money

Girl. 19. United States. INTP. Aquarius and a Gryffindor. Tired and annoying. Message me anytime.

[official-putin]

I am in love with Donald Trump. Is that a crime?

[cryptotheism]

Idk what the problem is. Plastic is literally forbidden in the world of the dangerous crow boy. It's not that hard to understand.

[political-us]

[ghostseeds]

Inside America’s Quiet Safety Revolution: How Local Leaders Are Cutting Crime Without More Cops

While national rhetoric leans on fear and force, mayors in cities like Chicago, Baltimore, and Birmingham are reducing homicides through dat

[snowfireblues]

I need more news like this

[tlatotem]

Mythbusters ended too soon. I feel like The Cask Of Amontillado is exactly the myth they would have tested.

Like, figuring out how long it takes the mortar to dry. Finding the maximum amount of time before knocking down a recently built brick wall. Establishing the best place on a recently bricked wall to topple it and escape.

And then, doing all of that while drunk.

Mythbusters, you left us too soon.

[rabbit-exe]

actually, they made that episode – I have a copy of it in my basement, wanna see?

[tlatotem]

Would I?!

[teathattast]

looking

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

Rocky Mountain elk (Cervus canadensis nelsoni)

[alivehouse]

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[softwaring]

trail cam asmr heal me

[double-suicidio]

[leit-e]

[hipp-pie]

Same height party

[orchidvioletindigo]

what

[hellotailor]

omfg

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

imagine walking in and being taller than the standard height and everyone groans because they have to change into taller shoes

[christopher-bryant]

you lost me at “imagine being tall”

[jayjayjaay]

Tomorrow I have to call to cancel my top surgery.

So I was my surgery schedule for 3 weeks from now and my pre op next Wednesday. But I got a call telling me that my insurance refuses to pay for my nipple grafts. Aetna says nipples are just cosmetic so they don’t pay for that but they will pay for my mastectomy.

But I want nipples. And there is no way I can come up with 4K in 6 days. (I have to pay on the day of my pre op)

I’ve been cryin all night about this. I thought after 10+ years of biding and dying of all the pain I would finally be free.

I know there is no way for me to get 4000 in time. But if you guys could help..

https://www.paypal.me/jayjayjaay

And if you are looking for an insurance who covers top surgery. Stay away from Aetna (unless you don’t want nipples)

[jayjayjaay]

Im adding this here. So you guys know how you are all amazing! I woke up this morning and found out I have 131.57 on my paypal! And I want to thank everyone that is helping! It means she world to me.

The doctors office called me today. We talked. I cried. They told me I shouldn’t do it without my nipple graft and they felt so bad for me that they will take care of some of the bill so it become more affordable to me.

The total of the surgery is 5k now. I have some money and I will use my credit card to pay most of it. But i still need help with at least 1k. If you gurus can help me get there before Wednesday I will be able to go through with it.

[sandersstudies]

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

[sandersstudies]

Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!

This one random guy: All women are queens!

[sandersstudies]

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

[sandersstudies]

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

[sandersstudies]

For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”

Yeah. That’s the title.

[corvigae]

This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice

[mumshie]

a well balanced dnd party is:

ill punch you. ill fucking punch you if you even LOOK at me.

Decent Person

brooding mid 2000s scene kid

furry

[blackqueerblog]

The look on everyone’s faces - esp. Justin Trudeau’s - PRICELESS!!

[pinkseedgrows]

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

[journeymanfool]

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)

[cake-warrior]

i feel it man. hang in there

[terrasigillata]

that stare is worthy of The Office

[grey-is-greyy-deactivated202102]

What a fucking moron lmao

[seaymphea-deactivated20190709]

christian lacroix costume for “a midsummer night’s dream” 

[piesandswords]

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

[piesandswords]

WAIT SHIT

[girldadlestat]

snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He could have become rich and famous and been one of the most well regarded wizards of his age with his knowledge of spells and potions

But instead he decided “The girl i hurled racial slurs at put me in the Friend Zone so I’m gonna go become a Magic Nazi and then spend the remainder of my adult years emotionally abusing twelve year olds”

[evillordzog]

He could have become everything a Slytherin should have been instead of the epitome of what everyone else thinks they are.

[adora-korra]

i never thought about the potions things but damn u right