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Alex <3 F, she/her, bisexual trumpet Brother of KKΨ, Sister of ΣΑΙ Jersey Surf '16 & ‘18 psych major & music minor intersectional feminist *what I post on this blog does not reflect the views of any group I am affiliated with*

[sillystimming]

Nice Autistic Childhood Feels:

watching your favorite movie or show over and over, going to the video rental place and picking out the same movie each time (if you’re old like me)

spinning around a pole, spinning around on a swing, spinning in general, swings in general

the toy or stuffed animal that had to go everywhere with you

sticking your hand out the window in the car and feeling the force of the air in your palm

incorporating your special interests into school assignments and activities whenever you could

creating elaborate fantasy universes and imaginary friends in your mind to daydream about for hours

staring at the screensaver or the weird music player animations on the computer

please feel free to add more, I know these aren’t universal but I love to reminisce about the nice parts of my childhood!

[ineffectualdemon]

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

[aconfusedbird]

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

[let-tyrants-fear]

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[gothicprep]

asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

[123deletingdarling-deactivated2]

thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

[chaseross]

this is seriously a great post 

[monsieurrobot]

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

[chloroscythe]

shes doing her best… maybe shed do better if you were nicer to her

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

making serotonin is the cooking equivalent to scrambling an egg and she can’t even do that right smh

[catifex]

Hi I’m Catifex and I want you to make your mouse’s work easier!

- This is a step by step on getting a therapist

- Need to find a therapist by location? Psychologytoday lets you search by city or zip code in the USA, Canada, or UK. 

- Can’t afford therapy? No insurance? Need low cost options? Here is a great list of ways to get help when money or insurance is an issue..

[goodmorningvelma]

Reblogging this in the hopes that the image of a sweet little mouse doing her best to make my emotions will help me remember to be kinder to myself.

[salami-dono]

My father says I complain a lot for someone who lives here for free. Whaaaat…?

I just asked him to rinse his plate so it would be easier for me to clean later!

[hampop]

[pinkprettycure]

plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality.  plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish

[hyumjim]

Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

“Deux Chatons et un Escargot” | Alfred Arthur Brunel de Neuville

[silversarcasm]

gaslighting is a specific abuse tactic in which someone consistently and deliberately makes someone doubt their perception of reality, frequently by doing something and then denying it, over and over, in order to make their victim question everything and establish control over them

it does not mean: someone lied to you once, someone got something wrong, a politician lied, someone you don’t know on the internet told you that you were wrong, someone didn’t believe you, etc

[beastmac]

me not thinking about my boyfriend:

me thinking about my boyfriend:

me fucking seeing my boyfriend:

[boxfivebaritone]

@jamesandthegingerpeach

[trashboat]

my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that

[trashboat]

this is the most casual post i’ve made ever so why is it being treated like a scorching hot take and also why am i seeing this on my dash

[beesmygod]

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

[cyberpigeon]

it’s 2016 not 2012

[beesmygod]

oppa rude style :(

[daydreamxway]

kill the idea that someone isnt beautiful because of their weight

[relive-the-90s]

caption this.

[naturalist-disaster]

When you’re in hour 54 of no sleep but the next episode automatically loads

[valtsv]

my cat, passed out in a patch of sunlight: ooooooooh i’m a warm little bitch!

[moveslikekeithrichards]

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me