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[campua-glory]

Camp Unus Annus

CAMP UNUS ANNUS STAFF

Mark Fischbach - Head Counsellor of Taser Fire

Ethan Nestor - Head Counsellor of Earth Girth

Amy Nelson - Camp Director / Head Counsellor of Thicc Water

Evan Bilda - Head Counsellor of Breaking Wind

Bearamy - Head Counsellor of Bear (WHO FIRST CAME UP WITH BEARAMY?? HELP!!?!)

Leviathan [REDACTED] - Psychologist (by leviathan-says-hi)

Allie [REDACTED] - Sport Counsellor (by alliekitaguchi)

Jay [REDACTED] - Art Counsellor (by jaayybirdd)

Griffin [REDACTED] - Drug Dealer Medic (by iiipeashy)

Magpie [REDACTED] - Pseudo Counsellor (by magpie1230)

Cassidy Powdchowski (to 2 spELL??) - Lake Mori Life Guard (by blondee5000)

Cupid [REDACTED] - Chef (by cupidprotectiveservices) (was in Earth Girth as a camper)

CAMPER LIST

(* Read carefully! Some names repeat!)

Taser Fire:

Bec (by itsemojim) buddy - ??

Vibin (by ohitsvibin) buddy - stick she found

Ivy (by valentivy) buddy - ??

Kasper (by alittlelostghost) buddy - ??

Vix (by jesterdemon) buddy - ??

Earth Girth:

Rosemary (by doodling-dog) buddy - Varian

Alex (by puffballheliotrope) buddy - London

Thicc Water:

Glory (by glory-asme) buddy - Mike

Mike (by glory-asme) buddy - Glory

Mae (by maebe-later) buddy - Squirrel

Ari (by ari-fire-arts) buddy - Tree

Ret (by blondee5000) buddy - Counsellor Cassidy (his older sister)

Erin “Squid” (by suitcasesquid) buddy - Wolfdense

“Rat” (by that-rat) buddy - ??

Eve (by lesbian-thespian333) buddy - emt333

London (by thegaycondor) buddy - Alex

Breaking Wind:

Victoria “Vi” (by existence-draws) buddy - ??

Atlas (by uglynetwork) buddy - ??

Squirrel (by squirrelplus) buddy - Mae

Éowyn (by ladyeowyn127) buddy - Willow

Bear:

Juuzou (by vargamour) buddy - Mae

Lin “Elder Bear” (by lineralangohr) buddy  - ??

Unknown:

Varian (by anxious-little-faicye) buddy - Rosemary

Mae (by moriimae) buddy - Juuzou

Congratscat (by congrats-cat) buddy - ??

Gray (by graydrawsgarbage) buddy - ??

Bernie (by flufflecat) buddy - ??

Madisyn (by madiesunny) buddy - Hannah

Hannah (by jacksinsanity) buddy - Madisyn

Raven (by gay-spaghetti) buddy - ??

Laynie (by laynie-draws) buddy - Pascha (her service dog)

Moon Jam (I think) (by the-moon-pal) buddy - ??

Will (by cool-ocean-cave) buddy - ??

Willow (by yeehawwillow) buddy - Éowyn

Aspid (by itshidingthere) buddy - ??

Ruble (by wendigoruble) buddy - (idk the name but they got one)(themarginalthinker)

Tree (by unus-artus) buddy - Ari

Sid (by obsidiancreates) buddy - ?? (Prolly their gf?)

Wolfdense (idk I couldn’t find a ref sheet) (by wolfdense) buddy - Squid

Daydream (by scapegoatie) buddy - ??

No name given (by trashlom) buddy - the plush cat they found

Message me if u want it edited or added to thanks!

[glory-asme]

Based off of this post by @trashlom​ (hope u like it lol) 

[trashlom]

SNOSNWPDJWKND LMAO this is so cute wtf ???????? 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

[glory-asme]

UA Campsona - Mike

Cabin: Thicc Water

Personality:

- good at art

- likes Don’t Starve

- collects bracelets

- also left handed

- won’t speak up if someone misgenders him

- he and Glory appeared together, tho both are Unus (forgive my spelling error on the other post lmao)

- thinks he’s chaotic neutral- he isn’t

[glory-asme]

UA Campsona - Glory

Cabin : Thicc Water

Personality:

- Anxiety to the max

- Won’t kill someone, but would help you hide the body

- Lazy af

- Intelligence is cancelled out by both laziness and dumbass energy when around friends

- doesn’t even really like the outdoors

- maybe not human…

- bracelets go on ONE arm and HAIR-TIES on the OTHER 

- Left handed

- 5 ft tall

[campua-glory]

Camp Unus Annus

Hello Unus Annus Camper and family!

We are so exited that you are joining us for camp! We are going to have a great time, and would like to remind you of a few things to make our time together as wonderful as possible.

Please return the following items to Camp Unus Annus by August 10th, 2020

Merchandise Order Form

Emergency Information Form

Daily Camp Schedule

4:30am Morning exercises (optional).

7:00am Campers will meet Counsellor’s in the main auditorium for daily notices and breakfast.

7:15am-11:30am Campers will participate in group based activities, workshops, and exercises that will introduce team building and wilderness survival.

11:30am-12:00pm Lunch Break

12:00pm - 8:30pm Free time

8:30pm-8:40pm Dinner

8:40pm - 11:30pm Free time

11:30pm Curfew

Here are a few reminders:

We provide water, but campers must bring a water bottle labeled with their name.

Campers are required to wear their Unus or Annus designated shirt.

The balance of your camp payment is due the first day of camp.

Camp Unus Annus Rules:

Rule #1 - Always remember the BS (Buddy System).

Rule #2 - When confronted by a bear (depending on the type of bear), confront it back and make lots of noises. But keep in mind, only do that for Black Bears.

Rule #3 - Bears can't get through the polyurethane of a tent. Plastic repels nature, since it's not of this world.

Rule #4 - The forest doesn't give a damn about you. Arrogance will get you nowhere.

Rule #5 - If you're stuck in a tree alone and two people happen to come across you, they are buddies. Don't just assume because another human life is nearby that they're obligated to help you.

Rule #6 - You help those in need though.

Rule #7 - Communication is key.

Rule #8 - Look, scan, observe, react, run.

Remember campers, neither Camp Unus Annus or it's fine staff is legally liable for any injuries, ritual sacrifices, deaths or disappearances that occur on camp property!

If your have any questions or concerns please e-mail [email protected] or call us at XXX-XXX-XXXX.

Thank you and we’ll see you at the opening ceremony,

Mark Fischbach, Head Counsellor

Ethan Nestor, Head Counsellor

Amy Nelson, Camp Director

Memento Mori

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Rules by anxious-little-faice

Discretion by bisexualyancy

[campua-glory]

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