every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

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every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem
I think what a lot of ppl dont realize about kinks/fantasies is that its not always "i want this to happen to me" sometimes its just "this has already happened to me but i want to play the event out again so that the way it happens involves me having control over it"
Sometimes its both, sometimes its something completely different. Whatever it is, speaking a desire does not automatically make it become reality, and it's also important to understand that what a person wants will never determine their character. Humans can want many things and never get them.
My dreams need to chill the FUCK out bc why am i literally fighting to wake up MID dream 😭 sleep paralysis is scary and so is whatever fucking demons are trying to get into my brain when i sleep
The way Pete reacts here oh my GOD
I miss him...no, not him, his cat. I miss his cat.
Well guys, the vampire finally did it. I visited her and came back with an iron deficiency
🧛 now i gotta suck some dick
Sobbed into my pillow for an hour bc im hot and miserable and stressed, then looked at my phone notifs to see that my paycheck had hit a day early and that truly reminded me that I am That Bitch
🫂🫂 hope you feel better now. Sometimes a good cry can help too!
Ah man i feel so much better, got a bussin sbubby sandy and its so good i could give myself head for payin for it
Sobbed into my pillow for an hour bc im hot and miserable and stressed, then looked at my phone notifs to see that my paycheck had hit a day early and that truly reminded me that I am That Bitch
Wow it’s almost like the oversexualisation of queerness is one of the reasons why asexuals, non-binary folks and aromantics are not seen as queer enough to be part of the community
OH
Help
#sorry vent post #just needed to bitch #vent #help me omg #mistew obama pwease im dwowning in chwonic iwwness
Can't relate to the whole "i wont keep myself open to or consume this queer media because i cant relate to it" because growing up as a gay trans man who also thought i was lesbian at first, i was STEADILY the mf replacing every pronoun and sentiment in every straight romance media i came across with he/him or she/her in my mind depending on what sort of gay i was. Even sprinkled a little they/them bc fuck a gender binary.
The Princess Bride has always been queer in my mind. Twilight, Austin Powers, fuck I even made Scooby Doo gay. Doesn't matter to me what gender the characters are, the experience of being in love with who I am and who others are transcends any label or pronoun I could ever imagine.
I will always care more about the supportive cishet boyfriend at pride than i will about the wannabe cop queer person interrogating every “straight looking” couple to make sure they’re “queer enough” to be there btw. Don’t worry about your cishet boyfriend, he’s sitting with me eating an ice cream wearing a homemade little pride bracelet around his arm and he is the happiest he’s ever been in his life :]
Junho after Gihun exhaustedly goes, "okay, one more round"
Does this pussy feel like chloroform, baby?
Imagine waking up and this is the first thing the boy in your bed from the night before says to you while laying on your chest and then he kisses your jaw
Does this pussy feel like chloroform, baby?
i just realized the only 2 options arent "make someone angry" or "do what they want"
being in love is like you learn theres other reactions people have besides angry or not angry
love when its safe