Perpetually Tired Cameron

Cam | 23 | He/Him (sg blog: sniper-gihun-xix) Ao3: calligraphyfont

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Being traumatized be like, hi yes im horribly frightened by good things happening to me

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Can i ask a weird question?

If you have a kink or a fetish that you'd like to talk about whether in the notes of this post or anonymously, can you explain what the kink is and the appeal of it (at least for you) to me like I'm dumb?

It is out of genuine curiosity and interest ftr, often bc when u see definitions of kinks like bondage for example its just "ppl who like being tied up" and thats understandable in itself sure but like, is it the restriction? The sensory? The aesthetic of what ur being bondaged with? Anyway i'd just love to nerd out abt kinks but i always wanna learn new stuff so if you want to, teach me somethin! Or just yap! About anything kinky or fetishy!

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If youre having sex expecting it to look, sound, and smell great— i fear you are not having sex because people admire your ambitions in life.

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If i could "headcanon" song artists as having lgbt microlabels without getting crucified for it, (based off of their music btw im not invested in their lives enough for RPF) Doja Cat is a turigirl and cr1tter is a he/him lesbian

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Turigirl x he/him lesbian hit post

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Don Toliver's real name is Donald Toliverius

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Transmascs and transmen: Hey would it be okay if you guys didnt call us slurs and derogatory shit just because we're trying to speak up about our issues in society

Radfems and terfs: UGH BIRTHDAY BOYS ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT FUCKING EVERYTHING! WE DONT WANT TO DATE YOU BITCH BOY YOURE NOT ENTITLED TO A RELATIONSHIP WITH WOMEN!

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“I want to write a fic about this but I don’t think anybody will be interested in it” ummm hello excuse me ma’am what do you mean you don’t think anybody will be interested in it??? YOU. YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IT???? write it because YOU are interested in it and YOU want to write about it. fanfic writing should always be first and foremost about YOUR enjoyment, not other people’s.

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Even if a million people are telling you to write it— if youre not into it what's the point of you writing it? Writing can and should be for your own enjoyment! Youre the one that has to go through the process of putting the words down yourself, they should all be part of a project you enjoy making!

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This expression right here is appalachian for "well, hey, wateryagondo"

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Making my friend who somehow hasn't seen Squid Game watch it from the beginning and his questions and comments are so unnecessarily funny

So far they've been:

(Before watching anything when i explained that there Is A Cgi Baby) "Why is the baby cgi? Is it an avenger?"

(During the subway scene where saleshun play ddakji) "Dude was HOPING it was a real gun." And "That's a weak slap..." (Sir, he's not going to ACTUALLY slap him 😭)

(During s01e01 in regard to Ilnam) "What the fuck is he doing here? Shouldn't he be at home?" *Gihun asks him why he isnt at home* "Yeah, exactly!"

(In regard to Sangwoo) "Oh he looks important, what's his deal?"

(The rlgl murder chaos begins and they all run to the door on red light) "I don't think thats gonna work guys..."

(I sent him a recent salesman meme i made on my Squid Game account) "Does salesman not have an actual name? Or is this like a fandom title?"

(Salesman cont.) "I wonder what their hiring department is like. Like where did they find this guy? Do they have human resources? What makes someone qualified for a position singling out bums on a subway?"

He's super invested in this now and i dont have the heart to tell him or spoil about how it ends 😭 i just explained that you cant get ur hopes up bc theres a BUNCH of shit that wasnt explained before they ended it for good, so TO THIS DAY we still fill in the blanks with our own thoughts as a fandom LOL

I will most likely be posting more of this as we watch more, kinda like i did with my mom hehe

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Coworker my age: eugh that middle aged dude just flirted with me

Me who's empathetic to being flirted with on the job against your will but also started wagging my tail at the mention of "middle aged": oh man thats so not cool, im sorry! Who was it, by chance?...What does he look like?

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Agender shawty so bad I had to take their gender cause I cant bear to see them struggle to carry a social construct for no reason

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What if when Shane Hollander came out to his parents, his dad looked like he was struggling because he didn't want to say "Hi gay, I'm dad." in a seemingly serious moment.

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Being born and raised appalachian and liking fallout is so funny sometimes, ppl not from here will see our structures and nature and allat and be like "omg, this is a perfect place to set up a fallout festival" meanwhile im sitting here thinking "yeah i know some perverts up in the holler that've fucked there...shit i might have been one of them..."

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Whoever creates the first male pregnancy should name the baby after the Twilight baby, Rattlesnake, in honor of biology defying births

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Hot people make me so fucking nervous I write my suicide note right after asking a baddie if they wanna hang out (they've already expressed to me multiple times that they're into me)

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Couple where one person's go-to response to "what's your gender" is "no" and the other's is "yes"