Blood Obsidian

Harro, I'm sure you clicked the wrong link because my blog is trash.

[treecakes]

[sailorbrazil]

[teen movie]

gay character: guys… im gay

pothead character: dude thats like, so dope

[helloitsbees]

[peppylilspitfuck]

He used 100% of his power to support her. 

[domesticdad]

Pretty accurate

[kaijutegu]

lizard out there really gonna do it

[kaijutegu]

this lizard is braver than any US marine

[kaijutegu]

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

[kaijutegu]

[irrevocably-illogical-deactivat]

I’m so invested in this lizard and it’s lion that I want to watch this show so badly, the pacing of this post was just that good

Anyone know where this is from??

[kaijutegu]

It is Episode 2, “Savannah,” from BBC’s Africa. It’s available on Netflix. It’s even better in the show, because what I couldn’t convey is:

-the James Bond-esque music

-the bit where the lizard does a sweet kickflip off a lion’s face

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

Hmmm

[catwithbenefits]

[twerklina]

[can-ribs-stop-a-bullet]

Venom (2018)

[pigeonaday]

Oh no :(

[jottingprosaist]

Behold! A naked man!

[honorthegods]

Now, even philosophy violates tumblr’s community guidelines.

[can-ribs-stop-a-bullet]

Female representing nipple

[twerklina]

[marsapartment]

This started off as a laugh but it quickly gained serial killer energy

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

this is making me SCREAM

[trueka]

[frankobryn]

fukkk

[miiriya]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My basement was haunted by a demon and Danny DeVito showed up with some sage and said, “Let’s sage this bitch”. The demon then possessed Danny though.

[can-ribs-stop-a-bullet]

The demon was then possessed by Danny though.*

[tamagotchi]

Judy has become leabian

[moronfirestar-deactivated201905]

this is the best thing i’ve ever made

[highqualitynot-deactivated20210]

[anxietyproblem]

[tomsawyee]

ATTENTION

Thank you.

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

That’s his pussy lips

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[nyaphrodites-deactivated2019082]

[shoefaced-deactivated20210321]

Y'all THIS is the official citrus scale. Don’t be tagging adult content as oranges when you mean grapefruit. Do it right or don’t do it at all, my dudes.

[can-ribs-stop-a-bullet]

I like grapefruit

[wolfuhboo]

me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song:

[darkwingsnark]

Not to forget when Candace was in his body she was able to sweat milk.

[bizarrelovesquare-archive]

[redandfranticfeelings]

considering everyone in the family was totally accepting of the fact he could lay an egg, everyone in the family thus is aware of and loves their trans platypus

[ayellowbirds]

There’s also a scene where a professional platypus hunter makes mention of the venomous spurs of the male platypus—as i recall, Doofenshmirtz is surprised, and questions Perry about it, only to get a shrug in response and no indication that Perry has spurs in the first place…. 

[art-ichoke-deactivated20181219]

y’all forgetting he’s also gay

the gay trans icon we need

[sidonspussy-deactivated20190226]

I’ll never stop fucking reblogging this