Never Stop Learning

Basically a fan account: Expect lots of posts about books (ie. adventure, fantasy, dystopian), movies, shows.

[jumpedoverthemoon]

Physically I’m here but mentally I’m tending to the strawberry patch outside my forest cottage and listening to the ferns rustling in the cool breeze

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[glumshoe]

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

[puerto-nic0]

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

[schmergo]

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

[batsalmighty]

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

[tired-wolfe]

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend?  Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet?  Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing).  – Got to walk a second time through–  Same guy: My friends -wailing-  Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

[hoardofhyperfixations]

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

[imanicepersoniswear]

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

[halfsavages-deactivated20200621]

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i despise treacherous men. what else do you need? knight me already

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

friend: hey how are you

me after a month of anxiety so bad I can’t eat sleep or unclench my jaw: 

[driflloon]

me n my friends looking out for each other

[always-a-pleasure]

[baawri]

[nataliedormersource]

[canadianbooknerd]

the houses in danger

hufflepuff: come on guys! we can all beat this together!

ravenclaw: maybe i can research a way out of this!

gryffindor: i am going to punch it in the face, and then i will keep punching

slytherin: motherfucker, i am the danger

[brokensmolders]

[rumour-deactivated20140807]

*logs in to tumblr*

[drogonstone]

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

[juliastiles]

When I was a child, an uncle asked what gift I wanted for my name day. I begged him for one of you.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I always forget to use less shampoo after a haircut.

[harleyquinzel]

the 100 meme » 7/7 characters » Bellamy Blake

[ben-kenobi]

star wars meme: [7/7] episodes → The Force Awakens