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[heroesnewday]

Pop Gone Metal shows it’s true colors through each performer’s possible opposite in T-shirt form. Whether Metal means pentagrams, hellfire, drunk skeletal parties, thorns, horns or scorned enemies… yes we have it all. 

1. Blink 182

2. Wheatus

3. Hanson

4. Hex Girls

5. Randy Newman

6. Cher

7. Wham

8. Phill Collins  

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[just-shower-thoughts]

The best argument that I can come up with for my life not being the Truman Show is that it would have been cancelled by now

[vhspositive]

[loki-tv-daily-deactivated202105]

keanu reeves by George Rose (1987)

[tonyzaret]

[trollnrage-blog-blog]

[foodchewer]

fucking hell

[stcloudscontinuum]

This made me freak out so much my whole body tensed up and I got a leg cramp

[sundarsunya]

[gibsonthomas]

The one who didn’t make it to the bowl

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Dammit im mad” backwards is still “Dammit im mad”

[hypersexualsportswear]

“First of all… bitch”

[zappavolta]

[okayysophia]

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

obtuse???? rubber goose???? green moose???? guava juice???? giant snake???? birthday cake???? large fires???? chocolate shake???? 

[kneelift]

[iraffiruse]

[just-shower-thoughts]

2/20/2017. Today’s date looks like it’s stuttering.

[tompeyer]

[thisiswhytheinternetwascreated]

Unintentionally sexually suggestive cartoons. This is why the Internet was created.

[taco-bell-rey]