St. Cloud

[recoversuggestions]

Grades don’t determine your intelligence.

Grades don’t determine your intelligence.

Grades don’t determine your intelligence.

Grades don’t determine your intelligence.

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

[sirobvious]

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

[tacoabel]

[shitpost-senpai]

[gamechangershow]

This is what they mean when they say Dream Big

[gamechangershow]

I came to spook not to fook #CHalloween

[trashboat]

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

[brucebocchi]

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

[gamechangershow]

see ya there ol buddy ol pal

[cutekittensarefun]

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

[unclefather]

That is the host

[tinsnip]

Adulthood appears to be comprised mostly of:

1. sore back

2. kinda tired

3. i can do what the fuck i want~~~

3a. but mostly i’m too sore

3b. and too tired

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

4. bills

[adamcansuckme]

5. crying

[liberalsarecool]

Botham Jean NEVER had a single ticket, a single arrest, a single conviction, or even a single behavioral note in college.

Not one. Ever.

For the police and media to attempt to insult his character and integrity today is a [predictable] disgrace.

Why are police investigating the victim and not the drunk cop who executed an innocent man?

[mi5kle]

[elaxisfae]

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

[justflowerslove]

Save them

[buzzfeedtasty]

[youthetrevival]

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Bitch I’m wet

[ryandevon]

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

[theimagerie]

[userboxer]

[mgnovenija]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Shots fired

[maltedmilkchocolate]

Time blindness is the weirdest aspect of executive dysfunction and so weird as an experience to live with. It’s like you see the clock, the clock says 3pm, you look at the clock again and it’s 3:02, then 3:05, and then you look again and it’s 8pm and WHAT THE FUCK.

You don’t even need hyperfocus. But hyperfocus is like the Warp Speed:tm: version cause when that hits, it’s 3pm and then it’s the next day and why is the sun rising and when did i last eat and oh god i need to use the bathroom. And oh, also, you’re EXHAUSTED. The act of your brain tunnel visioning on something drains you (but that’s another topic).

Time blindness is…. having the general knowledge that today is Wednesday, and you need to do something on Thursday. Thursday is logically tomorrow, but the mysterious void of time is like ‘that’s like next week or something.’  It’s knowing you have to do something in three weeks on the 21st. And as the days creep closer, the 21st is stuck in a constant state of still being 3 weeks away, despite the fact it’s now tomorrow.

It’s wild. ADHD is literally living in a constant state of “There is Now. And there is Later.” and there’s no in between; no dates, no times; no hours, weeks, or months. It’s just Now and Later, and oh god why is is X o’clock already!?

[ruffboi-mags]

Holy shit someone actually described my relationship with time wtf.