tireless mess, seeking thrills, getting bitey

♡ ic/para rp ♡ sage "princess" murphy ♡ OC ♡ semi-selective ♡ side-blog

[candiedemon]

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content warnings: domestic/child abuse, alcohol and drug use/addiction, frequent death and injuries, paranoia, hallucinations/possible unreality, religion/religious imagery. other heavy topics not listed here may appear, but i try to tag things appropriately when i remember to (& will add tags if asked!) 🙏

blogs heavily tied to this one:

@/bemybai-by

@/notxurxangel

tags directory:

🩷 ic (in character posts)

💖 ooc (out of character, mun posts)

👀 dash comm

💌 asks

❣️ ask prompts

❣️ starter call

💋 para rp

💋 text rp

💟 headcanons

💗 teenage rage (posts from Em, Sage from ages 15-19)

💛 aesthetic & musings

🔒 private musings

💝 immortal fashion

💞 sages playlist

💗💞 ems playlist

🩷🩵 sailey playlist

🩷💚 chrincess playlist

🩷💜 saudrey playlist

face claim; margot robbie

voice claim; lauren babic

[candiedemon]

coworkers were arguing & one of them said he was sorry & the other hit him w an "apology acknowledged" 😭😭😭😭

[candiedemon]

coworkers were arguing & one of them said he was sorry & the other hit him w an "apology acknowledged" 😭😭😭😭

[candiedemon]

met a cat @ the beach who looked like daffodil. sent a pic to chris & didnt even get to finish typing my cute little lie before they hit me w the "that is not my cat" 💔💔💔💔

[candiedemon]

met a cat @ the beach who looked like daffodil. sent a pic to chris & didnt even get to finish typing my cute little lie before they hit me w the "that is not my cat" 💔💔💔💔

[candiedemon]

not 2 be super basic but goddddd i love sleeping

[candiedemon]

not 2 be super basic but goddddd i love sleeping

[sosuperawesome]

Floral Maxi Dress // PhenixVintage

[candiedemon]

The reverse santa thing is harder than I thought. Some people get real fuckin aggro when they wake up at night and you dropped their tv because it wont fit in your backpack with the rest of their stuff. 😑

girlllllll.... a backpack?? get urself a duffel bag!!! lots more space ✨✨✨

[candiedemon]

Hay sage. Do you keep anything cool in your house?

My mom says I have to get a job, but every job I have ever heard of SUCKS. So, I made up my own. I'm going to be kind of like santa claus, but not a communist, so I get paid. Also when I go into people's houses at night, instead of GIVING people free things (communism), I'm just gonna TAKE cool stuff that i find (capitialism).

Idk why no one else has ever thought of doing this! Everyone except me must be really stupid.

how my sister texts me when its 3am & shes mad i havent replied in 10minutes (bc i was sleeping)

[candiedemon]

Hay sage. Do you keep anything cool in your house?

My mom says I have to get a job, but every job I have ever heard of SUCKS. So, I made up my own. I'm going to be kind of like santa claus, but not a communist, so I get paid. Also when I go into people's houses at night, instead of GIVING people free things (communism), I'm just gonna TAKE cool stuff that i find (capitialism).

Idk why no one else has ever thought of doing this! Everyone except me must be really stupid.

how my sister texts me when its 3am & shes mad i havent replied in 10minutes (bc i was sleeping)

[candiedemon]

Hay sage. Do you keep anything cool in your house?

My mom says I have to get a job, but every job I have ever heard of SUCKS. So, I made up my own. I'm going to be kind of like santa claus, but not a communist, so I get paid. Also when I go into people's houses at night, instead of GIVING people free things (communism), I'm just gonna TAKE cool stuff that i find (capitialism).

Idk why no one else has ever thought of doing this! Everyone except me must be really stupid.

how my sister texts me when its 3am & shes mad i havent replied in 10minutes (bc i was sleeping)

[candiedemon]

That French guy is crusty and diseased like a gay sewer rat. I've heard he even has fleas. I wouldn't flirt with him like that. I know you are desperate and he's probably paying you for the attention, but ewww. If you need a real job, my cousin needs someone to come clean up after her pony.

im honestly so tickled by the "gay sewer rat" description i cant even be mad abt the rest of whatever ur spouting

[dirty-frenchie]

i'm nonchalant now dont hmu

[candiedemon]

when have u EVER–

[dirty-frenchie]

🫵🫵 ‼️‼️NERD ALERT‼️‼️🫵🫵

WAIT WTF WAS MY LAST POST WASI NERD IN IT IF I WAS THAT WASNT ME I BLACKED OUT PLS

[candiedemon]

"was i a nerd in my last post" asks the guy whos always a nerd

[catcrumb]

[dirty-frenchie]

while we're on the topic of resolutions, mine is probably to be gayer and read more books and probably like consult an actual therapist i am sick of the tortures ok