Whose Kid is This? (Sylus)
Sylus x MC fluff. Babysitting, but with guns involved. 2,806 words.
The sound of distant gunshots rang in your ears as you sped down the N109 Zone on your 270HM. One week ago, Captain Jenna had instructed your team to take on a shadowy organization by the name of 'Silver Wolves' that had begun a calculated assault using dangerous high-protocore explosives on the border between Linkon and the N109 Zone. Their target was another faction by the name of 'Viridian.' Three Hightower explosions had already occurred in quick succession along the border.
Despite having the best Unicorn hunters on the job, it was nigh impossible to track them down. The explosions left no traces to the culprits. No footage, no biodata, not even eyewitnesses. Having no leads left you beyond frustrated.
That's why you texted Sylus and were on your way to one of his numerous hideouts. You didn't like the idea of relying too heavily on Onychinus intelligence, but this case just left you no choice.
With a screech, your 270HM came to a stop in front of a set of heavy steel doors. You left your helmet on the motorcycle and entered the passcode to the hideout. The doors unlocked.
"You think you can catch me?! Take thaâ"
You paused. You were pretty sure you just heard the sound of a young girl trying to run away somewhere inside. Your blood ran cold; surely some hooligans snuck in here after kidnapping a little girl. Sylus would never stoop so low, right�
After taking a deep breath, you unholstered your gun and kicked the doors wide.
Whatever scene you expected to walk in on, it certainly wasn't the one in front of you. A little girlâa first grader, if you had to guessâdressed in an extravagant princess gown, with blonde hair bigger than she was, was pointing a gun at Kieran, who had his hands up in the air.
While you stood there, eyes wider than ever, with your gun still pointed at the ceiling, the young girl expertly switched targets to point the gun at you. You tried to raise both hands despite still holding your own gun.
"Who's there?" Her tiny voice sounded as threatening as it could possibly be. Her eyes roamed over your figure, looking at the hunter uniform you were still wearing. "A hunter?! Crap, this place is compromised!"
Your heart nearly stopped when she pulled the trigger, but instead of the bullet you were expecting, a stream of water spurted out. It didn't reach you.
"Tch," you heard the little girl scoff.
"Don't worry, I'm not in the habit of arresting little girlsâŠ"
"Yeah, right! You'll never catch me alive!" She shimmied closer and pulled the trigger more forcefully this time. The water hit your chest.
"Renée." Just then, a young woman dressed in a maid uniform swooped in to pick up the child. She bowed to you apologetically. "We're very sorry," she said.
You glanced at Kieran, who was shaking with silent laughter, and huffed as you holstered your gun.
"Would anyone mind explaining to me what's going on here?" you asked, still glaring at Kieran.
It took a second for Kieran to calm down enough to answer. You could still hear the smirk in his voice, though. "Boss-man is inside, if you want to ask him directly. He's waiting for you."
You stomped your way over to Sylus's office; the sound of your boots echoed through the hideout. When you opened his office door, he was just hanging up a phone call.
"What's got you so worked up, kitten?"
"Sylus, since when does Onychinus harbor rabid children?"
He laughed. "She got you too, huh? Who would've guessed that Linkon's best hunter would ever be defeated by a seven-year-old."
"Seven-and-a-half!" a shrill voice from behind the door yelled out.
Sylus sighed. "Luke."
"We got it, boss-man," Luke responded immediately, his voice fading the farther he carried the little girl away.
"We're very sorry!" a woman's voice came not long after.
Sylus pinched the bridge of his nose. You giggled at him.
"She's formidable, it seems even the leader of Onychinus isn't safe from her wrath," you said, your voice dripping with sarcasm.
"I assume you didn't come here just to play babysitter with me."
You sauntered over to the desk and sat on the edge. "Do I need a reason to visit?"
"You know you're always welcome at any of Onychinus's locations, sweetie." He took your hand and kissed it. "But a little birdie told me you've been scouring for information across the N109 Zone all week. And you didn't even think to come to me first. I'm hurt, kitten."
"That little birdie should mind his business."
He chuckled. "Won't you let me know what's been bothering you?"
"I assume you're already aware that the Association is looking to take down Silver Wolves."
"And what did you find out about them, sweetie?"
"They're after Viridian."
"I'm surprised you even got this farâthe Association's reconnaissance really is getting better."
You scoffed. "If it was, then I'd already know where the Silver Wolves' boss is hiding."
"Not necessarily, kitten." He ran his hand along your calf. The heat of his fingers lingered on your skin. "Do you know what it is they're after?"
You crossed your arms. "Who knows? Some protocore shipment, I bet."
"Think bigger." His hand moved higher. You grabbed it. "For example, that little girl running around outside."
"âŠWhat would they want with her?"
"Hmm." He pulled his hand out from under yours and clasped your fist. "Let's say that little girl has a⊠unique case of Protocore Syndrome. I can think of a certain organization that would be veery interested in this⊠potential test subject."
Bastards.
"Naturally, your Association's methods stood little chance against them. Don't take it to heart, sweetie."
"So, what? You stole that kid before EVER and their new lapdogs could?"
"Oh? Is that how you think of me?" He looked up at you with those mischievous, enchanting eyes. "I only happened to make a deal with Viridian; I would ensure their boss's safety along with his family in exchange for certain high-grade protocores."
You looked away. "How convenient."
"Luke and Kieran managed to save his daughter from some would-be kidnappers interested in making a quick buck off the bounty Silver Wolves placed. I had them bring her here, away from Viridian's base for now."
"And if they figure out where she is?"
"Then they'll have to deal with me, kitten." He smirked.
"That's what you're hoping for, isn't it?" You scoffed. "Sylus, you're using the girl as bait."
He chuckled. "Relax, she's our esteemed guest. Naturally, I must guarantee her safety."
"And the maid?"
"Viridian's leader insisted the girl's nanny accompany her. 'For Onychinus's safety as much as her own,' as he put it." He leaned back in his chair. "I'm sure it would put his mind at ease to know that his daughter is being watched over by Linkon's guardian angel as well."
Thud! A loud noise startled you from behind. You exchanged a look with Sylus, then rushed to investigate.
Next to the door, the face of that tiny menace stared at you from a low vent in the wall. Somehow, she managed to give all the adults the slip in order to listen in on your conversation.
"Ohh, I get it," she said with a smug expression. "The leader of Onychinus has a mole at the Hunter's Association. You have them in your pocket, and make them go after your enemies. Clever."
You bent down to effortlessly pull her out.
"You watch too many spy cartoons."
A sly giggle came from behind you. You turned to point at Sylus.
"And you're enjoying this way too much!"
Absolute chaos roamed throughout the relatively small hideoutâwhat would be considered small for Onychinus, at least. A cacophony nearly pierced the sound barrier as RenĂ©e chased a mechanical bird with a water gun half her size. While being egged on by two teenagers. Followed by a concerned nanny, politely begging her to simmer down.
You sat on the couch while that circus ran laps around you. To your side, Sylus leaned further back into the headrest, rubbing his forehead. You decided to add to his troubles.
"You know, if she actually gets Mephie with that water gun, won't he short-circuit?"
"If he somehow also manages to get shot by a second-grader, then we'll have no choice but to surrender, I suppose," he cocked his head to watch as the haze of people and bird passed by; the corners of his lips raised ever so slightly.
After a couple more laps, Mephisto took a sharp turn to land on Sylus's hand. A hologram screen projected from the bird's eyes. Sylus studied the contents intently; it seemed the trap had been triggered.
Sylus moved to get up when Renée crashed into his long leg in her effort to continue chasing the bird. Mephisto mockingly cawed at her, but she was too distracted to notice. Instead, her eyes were fixed on the terrifying giant above her. Slowly, she walked backwards with a nervous laugh until she was far enough away to run for cover.
"Seems our little scamp still knows how to be scared of something."
"Can you blame her, sweetie? I am the scary big bad boss of Onychinus."
You poked his forearm. "Yet here you are, protecting her."
"Protecting her? I'm not sure she sees it that way." He poked your forehead. "You didn't see it that way when I stole you from that Nest rat."
You pouted. "That's different."
"I don't see how, kitten."
Just then, a loud explosion resounded near the base's entrance. The mayhem inside went quiet in an instant. Without missing a beat, the twins began redirecting Renée and her nanny to a safer room.
âJoin them. This wonât take long,â Sylus said in a stern voice.
When Sylus began to move, you grabbed him by the arm. He gave you a look of concern.
"You want me to hide?" you asked, indignant. "In case you forgot, this is my mission."
A gunshot fired into the room; the bullet floated in the air encased in a red-black mist before falling to the ground unceremoniously.
You unholstered your gun. "You're welcome to tag along, if you want."
Loud laughter shook Sylus's chest. He extended his arm to the door with a bow. "After you, Captain."
Behind a vaulted door, Luke and Kieran were following their instructions to keep the guests safeâand to entertain them, should need be.
The sounds of gunshots and explosions continued unabated. The more it intensified, the more the nanny clung to her little girlâmuch to RenĂ©e's dismay.
"Ugh, why do I always have to hide when the action starts!" she cried out. "I am Viridian's protégé! You should at least let me watch."
"Hey, we're stuck here too, you know," said Kieran.
"Sometimes you just gotta miss out," chimed in Luke.
"No fair!"
The little girl began to squirm in her nanny's arms. The woman let out a shaky sigh.
"Please, Renée. It'll be over soon." Her voice cracked. "It'll be alright," she breathed out in a whisper. Almost like she was comforting herself before the restless child.
Kieran left his spot by the door, and walked closer. He flashed a mischievous smirk under his mask. "I know of something more exciting than the gunshots. Wanna hear?"Â
He sat down on the ground and gestured to RenĂ©e to sit next to him. She would have happily obliged, if not for the woman clutching onto her for dear lifeâher anxious eyes fixated on Kieran. He simply nodded at her, and after a beat, she looked away and finally released the girl from her grasp.
"What is it! Tell me!" Renée threw herself forward as soon as she was free. Her little body vibrated with enthusiasm.
"Oh, nothing⊠Just some juicy Onychinus gossip."
Renée jumped excitedly. A sparkle gleamed in her eyes. She caught herself, and put on her best serious face as if she hadn't just squealed mere seconds ago. "Give me all your top-secret information. Viridian will make sure you get out of here alive."
"I don't believe that's a good ideaâ" the nanny tried to interrupt, when Luke placed a hand on her shoulder.
"Don't worry," he whispered. "He's not that stupid. He's just making things up."
Eventually, the steady noise of heavy gunfire began to thin. While Renée was fully engrossed in Kieran's wildly exaggerated stories, her nanny kept an ear to the wall, her anxiety written plain on her face.
"I could tell you some stories too, if you'd like." It took a moment for the nanny to register that Luke was speaking to her.
"N-no, thank you. I'm alright." She gave a sheepish smile.
"You didn't grow up in the N109 Zone, did you?"
"IâwellâŠ" She sighed. "It's a long story. But I⊠I'm here for RenĂ©e. She means the world to me."
A familiar caw drew Luke's attention to the small horizontal window that was their only connection to the outside world. Mephisto was here to signal an all-clear to the twins.
The heavy door yielded to Luke's pulling, and the impromptu shelter group stepped past itâonly to find the rest of the hideout utterly destroyed. In the middle of all the rubble, you stood next to Sylus, both covered in tiny scratches and some light bruises. Sylus had already begun to heal some of them.
"Heh heh hehâŠ" RenĂ©e muttered under her breath. With all the confidence in the world, she strutted over to Sylus. She placed her fists on her hips and puffed her chest.
"Once I take over Viridian, you'll have no choice but to renegotiate the terms of our agreement! After all, I know all of Onychinus's secrets now."
"Renée!" cried out the young girl's nanny in panic. She tried to rush to grab Renée when Sylus motioned for her to stay.
She stopped in her tracks, her body shaking. She started to plead. "Mr. Sylus, we're very sorry. Please, don't mind her. She's just a little kidâshe doesn't know what she's saying!" But Sylus didn't even look at her. He kept his attention on RenĂ©e.
"Oh no," he said in a drawn-out, playful tone. He crouched down to be closer to the little girl's height, only to still be considerably taller. He very gently flicked her forehead and watched as she scowled at him while rubbing the spot he flicked.
"Then I have no choice but to wait for your offer, little lady. But just so you know, I don't accept bad deals."
Her eyes lit up with excitement. "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse! Just you wait!"
He chuckled. "I look forward to it."
Once he was done with the conversation, he finally allowed the poor nanny to move closer and pick up the child. She held her little girl close.
"Your boss should contact you shortly." He swiped a finger at his split lip, healing it instantly. "Make sure she gets back safely. She has a promise to keep."
"T-thank you, Mr. Sylus," the nanny managed to eke out. She hugged Renée tighter. "I will⊠I'll keep her safe."
Ten minutes later, a limo arrived for the young lady and her chaperone. Renée waved goodbye before they disappeared behind the window tint. You waved back.
Luke and Kieran left to check for any stragglers. Mephisto was running surveillance. The hideout was finally quiet. You plopped onto the cut-up sofa. Sylus followed your lead soon after. He placed his arm around your shoulder.
"I guess we should head back to the base," he said. "You can report back to the Association from there."
You gave a short, satisfied hum, only to giggle when a thought popped into your head.
"What's so funny, kitten?"
"Sylus, do you think you'll ever be handing your empire over to your progeny?"
He scoffed, then leaned over to kiss your head.
"Well, I'd have to have a child first to ever consider that."
You placed a hand over his chest. He moved his hand over yours. "Would you want that?"
"A child?" He pretended to mull it over. "Don't you think this lifestyle is too unstable for a kid?"
"I didn't ask about logistics. I asked if you want itâa little boy or girl who adores you."
He stared into your eyes and you stared back intently. In them, you saw a tenderness reserved only for you. You thought about what it might be like to share that tenderness with your own tiny troublemaker, and your heart skipped a beat.
"A mini-you who adores me, huhâŠ" He smirked and brought your hand up and peppered kisses along your arm. "I'm convinced. Let's have ten, at least."
"Sylus!"













