The Candy Dish

18+, Where I post stories and occasionally get up on my soapbox to rant about bullshit. You might see art if I get brave enough to post it. 21 - They/Them - ♐

[candycutiepie]

Ren and Ryuji's Locker Room Regrets

(NSFW Image under the cut!)

Oops! Looks like Ren and Ryuji got caught wearing their dorkiest undies while changing in the gym locker room. Looks like the local jocks had a little fun, all while Ryuji calls back to them for being jerks! Hopefully their briefs rip soon, looks like Ren can't take much more!

"You assholes better get back here, or else! When I get my hands on ya, your balls are gonna get crushed a million times worse!"

[candycutiepie]

can you do more Ryuji stuff?

Funny you say that, I actually have a Ren and Ryuji piece on my SubStar from a while ago I had planned on posting. Here it is under the cut:

[candycutiepie]

I'm always revisiting your Peter Parker story and am constantly checking back to see if you did anything with those greek god illustrations. Trust me, you have fans!

I pushed this out per the request of a friend who read the original WIP and wanted to see it finished. So for any of the fans of my writing out there, have a lil treat :3

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[candycutiepie]

any more stories? we miss your writing!

I'm honestly kinda shocked people miss my stuff! I've had a few things in the work but I've yet to post them, mostly cus I didn't think there was much interest, but I'll get back to the grindstone and sharpen some of them up!

[tvfish]

Steve is a loyal soldier, and no amount of "persuasion" from Hydra can get him to talk. No matter how humiliating that persuasion may be

An anonymous comm

#wedgie #tightywhities

[dontloseyourpants]

Broadway Bares: Now Showing (2004)

Donate to Broadway Cares/ Equity Fights AIDS here

[tvfish]

Watch out on windy days

Based on this piece by Paul Richmond.

[bt2u]

Decided to take up magic and perform at a talent show, and the disappearance act didn’t go as planned…

[candycutiepie]

Poke-Month Day 2: Johto

Eusine goes exploring the burned tower in search of Suicune, against the warnings of Morty. Some of the mischievous ghost-types within remind Eusine of why you should always be wary of pranks from silly specters!

(Nudity under the cut!)

[prince-c]

Officer Morales seems to be caught in a predicament. Has anyone seen his clothes? Or Spider-Man?

Uncensored on Bluesky/Twitter!

[anon14251]

3 years ago I made this short comic that I never finished, someone on twt was interested in the characters so here a little more of what I have worked with them.

Here is the same thing but seen from another perspective lol

Here making reference to that famous meme, very funny I liked it. more soon

[candycutiepie]

Poké-Month Day 1: Kanto

Blue asks his loyal Alakazam to teleport them to the nearest Pokemon center. Unfortunately, he wasn't quite specific enough about just what all should come with him...

(If you wanna support more art like this, consider tipping me on Ko-Fi!)

[candycutiepie]

o777 can you post your ZZZ art here? really like the way you drew Seth and I wanna rb it :3

Sure thing! Side note, sorry this tumblr has kind of languished in despair, I've been busy with work and medical issues and I've found I'm much more active on Bluesky cus the community there is so good and supportive and kind. But for all the people who want my recent ZZZ art, have a looksee under the cut :D

If you guys want the contexts for these posts, there are explanations on my DeviantArt and Bluesky, or if you want access to my full art archive (albeit censored for TOS reasons) I have a ko-fi now which you can find here!

[candycutiepie]

Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

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Hey go donate to this person if you can! The stuff happening out of Gaza, regardless of if you're a fan of Israel or not (personally, FUCK Israel), is abhorrent and the people there need help.

[candycutiepie]

NEW ART, FINALLY!!!

I've been hella ill, I keep getting lung infections cus I'm immuno compromised, BUT I MADE NEW ART FINALLY :D

Alex from Stardew's giant ass under the cut:

Sebastian and Sam take revenge on Pelican Town's resident bully. Who knew such a cool jock would have such dorky pink undies?

[embarrassedanon]

An arranged marriage between two princes was a first for these two kingdoms. While not the first preference of either king they each only had one son and would much sooner forgo tradition than let some wayward girl from another kingdom drain the two allied families of their riches.

Given that the courtship was between two young scamps, the traditional chaperoning protocols were thrown out the window. With a little less supervision the boys reverted to their impish ways.

Having grown up together they enjoyed fooling around on hunting expeditions and skinny dipping in streams. They hadn't gotten up to trouble in ages, but all it took was one prince daring the other to strip down and get in the moat. The other, never one to be out-done, immediately obliged.

Their stewards, called for towels from the footman and turned their attention away from the young princes to give them some privacy. This proved to be a dire mistake.

Caught up in the frivolity of their skinny dip, and out from under the watchful eye of their staff, no one noticed the palace gates opening to receive carriages upon carriages of aristocrats from both kingdoms.

A banquet held that evening in honor of the match making had been scheduled without either of their knowledge. Coming up for air they both noticed a procession of the most notable and influential figures they had brushed shoulders with their entire lives. And they were both starkers.

In a mad dash back to their stewards both young royals swam as fast they could. Their little white butt cheeks breach the surface of the water with each powerful kick.

Their pillowy dorsal fins quickly caught the attention of their guests who all gathered at the banks of the moat to gawk and laugh at the exposed princes.

The stewards provided towels and quickly ushered them to the privacy of some shrubbery. But the damage was done. Like the emperor of legend, there was no denying they had no clothes.

[prince-c]

September stories are now public!

ENM 81 - Clothes-In-A-Can: A shy exhibitionist gets to live out his fantasies with the help of some magical body paint

ENM 82 - Untrue to Size: A photoshoot becomes a bit difficult for a group of models when the clothes don't fit

ENM 83 - Bandana Bet: A guy loses a bet and has to wear nothing but a bandana to the beach

Sick of Swimming: Percy gets a summer job as an aquarium merman

Even Exchange: Alex sent Henry a photo. He never expected Henry to send him one back.