[shootcharlieshoot]

[quinzel-isley]

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

[mybeltruns]

grandpa got game

[peerieweirdo]

i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out

[peerieweirdo]

never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer

[peerieweirdo]

NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

[peerieweirdo]

never mind.

[virgoassbitch]

“NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!!!! I LOVE MY WIFE!!”

[lucidnee]

me bouta cash the check of u and ya ugly ass wife

[forreal-tho-deactivated20230613]

[excima]

I’m screeching

[75orchids]

Rarest Earth Theory Discovered:

COP EARTH

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

A model of the owner holding a model of the owner holding a model of the owner

[a-writers-insanity]

Re-blog if you can write in cursive.

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.

[transperceneige]

Barbury 2017 | © Event Rider Masters

The winners of the CIC 3*, Thomas Carlile & UPSILON

[sleepyselkie]

top headlines of 2k16, honourable mentions….might i add that the first one was actually a pretty cool article if u feel like googling it

[drugsandtvshowsallday]

[candyflippinq]

My anxiety: somethings off

Me: how so?

Anxiety: somethings wrong

Me: what

Anxiety: something

Me: like can you give me a general idea

Anxiety: somethings off

[markv5]

Кот, который не доверяет прозрачным столам…

[unfollovving]

[girlfromamber]

[your-ass-is-grass-and-ima-mow-i]

[jkateel-archive]

I needed this today.

[greyisbetterthangray-deactivate]

I tried to just scroll and move on … but I couldn’t. This is just too perfect.

[oatgoddess]