Imagime All The Soda

30 F, Fallout, owls, and dumb stuff I want to show my sister or husband.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dogposts]

some dogs are smart and. well. others are happy

[tuxankhamun]

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...

[sunb1eeder]

he was hit by a car in the parking lot

[hall--o--ween]

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

I lost my streak on wordle recently and it made me realise that the streakification of society has been designed to keep our cortisol spiked. That's my new theory. "No you don't understand, I gotta look at my screen or I'll lose my streak on some random game that means literally nothing." BE FREE.

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[pangur-and-grim]

what if we were two isopods on a red pepper slice and we were touching antennae

[the-quasar-hero]

More game devs need to understand the following concepts:

There is a finite amount of memory on any given device.

No matter how good your game is, players will want memory for other things on their devices.

Not everyone has a stable internet connection so making single player games needing an internet connection is not good.

[definitely-zen-browser]

4. The price of memory has more than quadrupled in the past six months

[woolandflax]

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[pangur-and-grim]

wait….. he’s cutie?

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of his poses are just “corpse of a marine mammal bloating on the beach”

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[im-not-the-one-youre-looking-for]

Happy Sunday to everyone but especially to the parents of the small child with their 18 inch velociraptor toy in mass this morning

[im-not-the-one-youre-looking-for]

I was losing it

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[mevil]

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer