Canee the Cabin Crew

no plane・no gain・well・that's it

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對我呢啲新時代女性嚟講電話就嚟壞真係生不如死。你知啦contact呢啲嘢好重要㗎嘛！ My phone is my second brain yet it's getting slower and slower … Time to backup everything!

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One of the popular use of cabin crew: threaten your own kid. Usually I will do my best to fit in the 'bad' character. Parents:'if you don't sit down and fasten your seat belt, you have to get off the plane, so that you couldn't enjoy the juice, soft drink and Chico later on!' I add on and said,'oh...! It's such a waste! Never mind, we'll share and eat your meal!' The kid replied,'I want to have sprite!' With seat belts tightly fasten by himself!

有時小朋友扭計大叫唔合作，家長無計可施之下只好就地取材，用空姐/少嚟大佢哋。通常我都會十分配合去演好呢個醜角，無論家長講咩我都會陰陰嘴笑笑口「係呀係呀」咁附和佢哋：「拿，唔扣好安全帶就要自己落機㗎喇，咁一陣起飛之後嗰啲好多果汁啦，汽水啦，雪糕同朱古力都無得食嚕！」我：「係呀係呀... 咁浪費，不如你果份就請咗我哋食啦！」小朋友：「吓？我想飲汽水呀！」隨即自己坐定定扣好安全帶，咁我就可以報告起飛檢查完畢喇 oh yeah grin emoticon

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I don't wanna wake up.

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sketch practice

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We definitely got tense when there's no space for your luggage. But what makes us even more tense is the 'help me put it up' signal send from your eyes... 如果起飛前搵唔到位放你嘅行李，我絕對係會比你更緊張！你明唔明喺一個滿客而大家都一抽二袋嘅機艙搵到一個放到喼嘅空位係幾咁令人感動直頭要淚灑當場。但係搵到位又點呢，所謂「皇帝唔急太監急」，然後個客就會施施然咁望住身水身汗中童size鬼青色嘅你，expect你將佢個裝咗隕石嘅喼舉上去。咦你蝦人嘅...

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Sometimes I think I'm a mind reader! At one time a French passenger asked for something but she doesn't understand English and we don't speak French. Then I gave her pen and paper and asked her to draw or write down the thing she want, perhaps(I hope) the spelling of the words are similar? Then she just gave up after drawing 2 simple strokes, yet it's enough for me to guess that she want some Red Wine.

有時我懷疑自己識心靈感應！有一次一位法國客人跟同事講咗好耐佢想要一啲嘢，言語實在不通到令大家陷入咗一個謎思。然後我拎出紙筆邀請佢寫/畫低，我憑住佢兩筆就估到佢要紅酒！

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I tried my best to deliver water to you during turbulence! Don't blame me for there's only half cup left.

氣流你哋先嚟口渴嘅，我盡咗力（平衡力）都只係拎到半杯水比你咋，唔好嬲我啦。

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I suffer from hypoxia every time collecting the tray at the bottom section.

"If oxygen is required, masks will drop automatically." 每次聽到呢句我腦入面浮現嘅並唔係 depressurization，而係收tray嗰時... ... 算啦我唔講喇。

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我知我知機票係包飛機餐… 但係你惡唔飽嘅！ 有位乘客走嚟話：你再唔比嘢我食信唔信我暈比你睇吖拿！ 喂！要暈嘅大家一齊啦，我哋個個都做到無停過餓到凹哂喇！ A passenger demanded us to serve the meal immediately after getting onboard, or else, she swear she will faint in front of us.

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"It's meant to be happen like this."

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這力量！就像是不可思議奇人奇事是神奇伎倆：昨夜小女子夜闌人靜獨自歸家，在河邊涼亭有兩名中年男子面紅耳赤赤裸上身並發出啪啪聲和呻吟聲，繼蛋治事件之後.. 我心諗... 唔係咁邪呀嘛六合彩又唔見我中！向右定眼一望，男子A手持人字拖向後拉再出盡全力向男子B背部大力抽打，口中念念有詞：「出嚟啊！！！」，男子B蹲在椅上迎拖而跳：「啊！～~~ssssSS.... 再嚟！」 || 究竟我尋晚見到嘅係 ...

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going to work makes me emotional.

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氣流你哋先嚟口渴嘅，我盡咗力（平衡力）都只係拎到半杯水比你咋，唔好嬲我啦。 I tried my best to deliver water to you during turbulence! Don't blame me for there's only half cup left.

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