"the only eating out i'll be doing is eating the ice out of the freezer" -my asexual lesbian friend
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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we're not kids anymore.
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"the only eating out i'll be doing is eating the ice out of the freezer" -my asexual lesbian friend
“it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday
a dark and rainy spring
what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good
last week i was peeling an orange in the kitchen and i didn’t mean for it to become anything.
a gentle reminder for myself (and maybe you)
sooo beautifully written, thankyousm for this one ash<3
𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔪 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢
rewatching last twilight after watching my magic prophecy and THE SIMILARITIES. I'm actually crying they're SO. FUCKING. CUTE.
we lose so much emotion and meaning to translation, like "don't increase your love for me 'cause I'm a lonely cloud / I am with you in every life, my name is stream of water" just doesn't sound as beautiful as "इतना ना मुझसे तू प्यार बढ़ा, कि मैं इक बादल आवारा / जनम जनम से हूं साथ तेरे, है नाम मेरा जल की धारा" does.
Sheepdogs enjoying the sunshine
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“Upstream”, Mary Oliver | Akimasa Harada
need a decaying corpse emoji
i hope we can get this, now that we even have this ->
some parts of stealer are like sweet venom and flashover had a kid.
"You don't buy books to read, you choose which book to read from the books you bought."
How to bag yourself a rich heir, a guide by Tim (expert edition).
Step 1: Stage a first encounter that has to look a mere coincidence and pretend not to know your target.
Step 2: Make him promise you to treat you with a meal. It's the beginning of a long process, but don't forget to be really patient!
Step 3: Pretend not to be here for him for a week, but make sure he sees you a lot.
Step 3: Start dating after a month.
Step 4: Move in with him after three months. You can start giving each other pet names too.
Step 5: Get to know his family and friends after 5 months of dating. Find the right words to charm them.
Step 6: Make sure he knows you could build a family with him.
Step 7: Get engaged (you'll need to have your ring prepared as soon as you get the signal that he is ready).
Important warnings:
1. Do not have sex too often:
2. Do not think your target is cute:
3. Do not fall for the target at all cost:
Please read the safety instructions carefully before taking any actions...
Tim is doomed and he knows it despite his own attempts at denial and I look forward to him having to admit that to himself fully.
i wonder what they're gossiping about
had to draw them