[canigetahellno]

I 💜 u & ur 🍑

There is only one person I know who use the Purple Heart emoji

[fuckyeahanakinskywalker]

NYOOM

[sometvmoviegifs]

Don’t cry

[sic-transit-gavin-deactivated20]

Talk shit get hit

[fscinationstreet-deactivated202]

best part is Correia said “hope you dont kill yourself” to Ronda leading up to the fight knowing that Ronda’s father committed suicide when she was a child. Knocked out in 34 seconds.

[breelandwalker]

FUCK YEAH RONDA ROUSEY

[minionnation]

We’re one in a Minion! The #Minions movie is the #1 movie in the world!

[blogfrenzy-deactivated20170507]

Hashtag dick hand

[lamelohan]

*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance* 

[bandtshirt]

my therapist is so selfish for taking maternity leave

[memewhore]

[minionresearch]

[nope-deactivated20161202]

[l0rd-capulet]

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

“I am very fucking convinced that spiders were put on this earth just to fuck with me! I was sitting here, minding my own goddamn business, and a little, tiny, 8-legged abomination came and crawled and sat on my leg! I didn’t even notice it until I looked down and you know what? I- I- I stood up and screamed and it just crawled away. I don’t even know where it is! I am a prisoner in my own home!”

[kh-1987-deactivated20210410]

Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.

[poyzn]

[armaniblanco]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

[gayatouille]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

At least she honest w/ haself