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I like it when posts like this are actually true

Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”

nikoni

the-bitch-salad

trustmeimafaggot

This scene awoke the gay within my inner child, and that’s when I first felt the gay rush through my body like goosebumps. Nothing was same after that!

l0rd-capulet

I saw this in the theater when it came out and I can’t believe that there are people who actually remember ANYTHING from the movie bc I sure as hell don’t

unclefather

bills: *are due*

me:

mactiir

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

broke cartoon character: *has 1 gray coin and 2 brown coins in their pocket*

ravensloane

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

skeetskeetwithdaparakeet

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

invite-me-to-your-memories

i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

theangelshavethetimeturner

i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

faded-mind

#no we don’t

mariesbookblog

What

alliemontalvo

France doesn’t have spelling bees but it does have dictation competitions, where somebody talks and you have to write down what was said. French is THAT hard that it’s a competition to just understand it properly.

geekandmisandry

I don’t know how to feel about any of this information.

prettykikimora-deactivated20250

Girls is it wrong to just go hog wild? To just start swinging your arms like a banshee? To just be indiscriminately violent at the local Applebees?

knifefightscene

i never actually thought that cancel culture was toxic until people actually tried to ‘cancel’ a 14 year old who obviously didn’t know better we’re all young once children aren’t less children because they’re celebrities leave millie bobby brown tf alone

knifefightscene

one more thing i notice that people hate millie for being too mature and shame jojo sjwa (?) for being too childish and they’re both chidren none of them are mature stop being creepy to goddamn children maybe if you guys stop putting celebrities on goddamn pedestal you guys would realize that they’re just like you and not some geek gods

democratsinthesouth

josephinestalin-deactivated2015

Fave

sapphaholic

crow--teeth

normal bird

randomitemdrop

Item: crow with teeth; if equipped as a Familiar, grants +2 on Appraise checks, and also can bite people.

nyctosaurid

it’s really common for all animals to act like dogs in fiction and I always assumed that was the case with stuff like frozen and santa’s reindeer but i had no idea domesticated reindeer really do just look like that

betterstayabsurd-deactivated202

bemusedlybespectacled

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

obstinate-nocturna

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

breelandwalker

Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in its’ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and more…dare I say it…sane than most families portrayed on TV.

The comedy in the show came from the family’s “odd” lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didn’t make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.

These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.

Relationship goals. LIFE goals.

avotica

Just remembered in the second movie when their third child became “normal” for a period and although they were shocked and didn’t know how to handle it, they didn’t mistreat the child or love it any less. They accepted the difference, even though it was hard for them.

drnerdlove

Reblogged for truth.

franklyunfabulous

❤️❤️❤️

endreal

Posts about Gomez and Morticia Addams are almost always uplifting and I’m happy to have them on my dash, but I think my favorite bit about this conversation is what Gomez is actually saying to Fester.

It’s nobody’s surprise that many of the aesthetic and thematic elements of The Addams Family in its various incarnations are influenced by Gothic tradition (not goth, that mostly came later. And not Goth, that was much much much too early), and I think Gomez’s words are a dead bullseye in terms of Gothic mentality.

“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”

The sublime is a recurring theme throughout Gothic literature. Although the word (like “awesome”) has lost a lot of it’s original luster over the intervening decades, sublime doesn’t really mean elevated and lofty (or even heavenly) as it’s often used today, but rather something possessing the power and grandeur to induce awe and veneration in the mind of the beholder. Although less than divine, something sublime possessed a wildness and power that transcended human ability to control…or even to comprehend.

Sublime is standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon leaning as far as you dare over the railing and still not being able to see the canyon floor below. Sublime is warrior-queen Galadriel being tempted by the One Ring. Sublime is waking up in the middle of the night in the heart of a wild thunderstorm.

“Make her feel like she’s the most sublime creature on earth”

Gomez isn’t advising Fester to treat a woman he fancies like a princess, or even elevate her to pedestal of angelic nature (who’s idea was it to equate femininity with purity anyway? What a laughable and historically damaging idea. Shame on whatever dead (probably) white dudes promoted that!)

Gomez is advising Fester that if he truly loves a woman he must do everything he can to remind her of how she’s an untameable force of nature who’s grandeur brings him to his knees in awe and terror. Just like Morticia, for Gomez.

I’ll sign off with one of my most favorite quotes of all time, because it feels suddenly very relevant:

“When I find myself surrounded by so much beauty, I feel as if I am the eye of a hurricane.”

- -Sanjay Kulkarni

coldalbion

Reblogging for the commentary on the Sublime

thankgoodnessforme

See its posts like these that I love. Seeing this post and connecting it with mid eighteenth century literature is just amazing

kuragin

stilesisbiles

Bisexuality

smol-bean-meme-machine

Pansexuality

callioscope

Dont do that

stilesisbiles

Actually, do that, it’s my post and I’m tired of people getting territorial on my behalf on them. :)

Edit: of course the person who added the ‘don’t do that’ comment is a TERF who misgenders and harasses trans women. In case it weren’t any more clear who’s trying to divide our community.

lefty-trashbag

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