is lie, liar told you that

joey | he/him | 25

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[fuckrozanov]

very sexy to think of shane being tangentially aware of his wants and needs but having no outlet for it and no time to think about that rn because they’re building him into a hockey machine and then ilya grabs his stupid slack face and tells him to get on his knees one time and shane winter soldier activates and now he’s constantly two seconds away from asking ilya to unhinge his jaw and crawl inside so shane can be full of him and ilya is like. baby. baby can we just just cuddle please i’m so scared right now

[urie]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hudconvent]

i think at the cottage shane is asking to hold ilyas dick while he pisses

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[throesofincreasingwonder]

Also sometimes the purpose of a sex scene is to be titillating and that's, like, fine. You wouldn't go out there and argue that movies shouldn't have jokes unless they "serve a narrative purpose" because you understand that generally the purpose of a joke is to make the audience laugh and perhaps release some tension. Being horny is a normal human emotion like being amused or being scared and sometimes media is trying to evoke that particular emotion; the artist doesn't owe you a 30-page double-spaced justification for trying to make you feel something through their art. Your separation of horniness and sex from other emotions and experiences is sex negative and deeply ingrained in cultural conservatism.

[cannibalchicken]

[angelicguy]

[cryptotheism]

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

[cryptotheism]

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

We can improve our blowjobs.With artificial intelligence and machine learning

[fake-guns-blazing]

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[bearie]

wanted it too badly award

[swagsmeister]

the dua lipa of it all

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this