is lie, liar told you that

joey | he/him | 25

[anxeious]

playing hard to want

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[knifefightscene]

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[freyalise]

i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion

[vaporevon]

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

[thedeliaishere]

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

[dogpuppy]

[cuppydogshane]

ilya voice her name is Jane H-- Horton.

marly voice your totally real canadian girlfriend has the last name Horton .

[cuppydogshane]

shane is like GOD ILYA DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT thats like me saying my girlfriend in boston is named Lily Dunk and ilya is like Oooh yes throw them off trail..... we are not basketball players.... and shanegoes THE COFFEE

[cuppydogshane]

Marly at their wedding like no im so happy for you man Hollzy is great for you no doubt its just uh I sorta had 25 large on montreal jane being a coffee heiress for real

[alivehouse]

i dont know. thats scary

[armandgender]

what it feels like listening to music and thinking about the character

[shanebug]

[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[subaru-copilot]

what

[caduceus-clay]

# just a little guy fr YOUNG VIKTOR in ARCANE: LEAGUE OF LEAGENDS (2021-2024)

[yaoinurse]