[canineteethcollective]

✧ THE CANINE TEETH COLLECTIVE ✧

⟡ bodily 20. collectively you can call us teeth (collective pronouns it/its). 16+ followers only on this blog please!

⟡ this is more or less a vent blog, so trigger warning obviously. i only tag nsfw content (will be tagged as ‘n’ or ‘not safe for teeth’) but I’ll tag anything, please don’t be afraid to ask!

-alter signoffs below the cut-

(we’re horribly bad at actually signing off our posts but yknow just in case)

🥀 - angel (he/it/they)

🪰 -ben (he/him)

🦴 -dogbone (it/its)

👻 -frankie (he/it)

🦝 -gavin (he/him)

🧢 -jay (he/him)

🏇 -jean (he/him)

🔪 -jeff (he/it)

🐾 -kacey (he/they)

🦇 -kellin (he/it)

🐀 -kenny (he/him)

💿 -khaki (they/them)

🧠 -sawyer (he/him)

🦌 -venison (it/he)

🩹 -whitaker (he/him)

[this list is incomplete as fronters change frequently, if you’re unsure who anyone is feel free to ask!]

[apolladay]

If you keep your nails short, what's the main reason why?

- I like short nails aesthetically

- for my job

- for my hobbies

- for everyday comfort

- for sex reasons (masturbation counts)

- because of dysphoria

- they just break too often

- I have another reason

- more than one reason equally

- no particular reason

- my nails are long

For example, I used to have long nails and loved it, but I decided to begin to play the guitar, so now I have to keep them short 😞

If you keep your nails short, what's the main reason why?

I like short nails aesthetically

for my job

for my hobbies

for everyday comfort

for sex reasons (masturbation counts)

because of dysphoria

they just break too often

I have another reason

more than one reason equally

no particular reason

my nails are long

Voting ended onDec 13, 2025

For example, I used to have long nails and loved it, but I decided to begin to play the guitar, so now I have to keep them short 😞

[gods-filth]

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pipes are frozen at my house and i lost one of my contacts and i lost my septum and my trans tape came untaped and it’s not even 4pm

[oursystemblog]

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i’m like a deadbeat dad

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i’ve abandoned all of my ambitions the only thing i’ve done for the last week is drink beer and watch hockey and eat apple fritters

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i’m like a deadbeat dad

[kosmogrl]

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oh my team did win the hockey game yesterday thoughhhh :D

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comically exhausted

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fawn response is the dumbest fucking thing to have because yes i’m scared shitless but you’ll never know it because showing you that only makes you worse and makes me more scared so i just fawn but then i don’t know how to get out because i’ve never expressed anything is wrong ever because im scared . and im a grown man so im just as much responsible for this as they are but fuck man howww do i break this dumb cycle

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partner is being soooo weird and pushy today it’s making me feel so weird

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gay hockey show came out and i don’t know when the hell ill have time to watch it…. evil evil world

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i need to make an nsfw account brother i keep wanting to say diabolical things on main

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ive decided im going to celebrate thanksgiving by listening to my gay porn hockey audiobook on the clock since i have eight hours left of it and this is a ten hour shift :3

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i would bite the crows feet off of his face

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gay thoughts at the family function