I recognize your scent, come forward...

Running is futile, but feel free to try... Indie RP Blog for the Guardian of Hell's Gate, Cerberus This blog is an open 18+, NSFW, containing dark triggering subjects, and depictions of violence. (Tagged and you have been warned). This blog is selective due to my preference for multi-para rp's only. AU of Greek Mythology and other sources. Tracking: canisininferno ------------------------------------Queue Tag: Hades Scroll

[hellspersephone]

Hades: Demeter has her daughter and the world is still covered in ice.

Hades: you didn’t hear this from me but Demeter is a bitch.

[you-got-a-gay-mail-deactivated2]

Zeus: So if me and Cerberus were hanging off a cliff, who would you save?

Hades: Cerberus.

Zeus: But like- what if I was easier to reach?

Hades: Cerberus.

Zeus: What if for some reason your dog was like, really heavy

Hades: Cerberus.

Zeus: …

Hades: you have to acept it, Cerberus always comes first

[mtolympusmemes]

Hades: whenever someone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away

[canis-in-inferno]

Hades: I wish you could block people in real life.

Persephone: Restraining order.

The fates: Murder.

[canis-in-inferno]

Persephone: *chokes on something*

Hades: "Persephone don't die on me!"

Persephone: "Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever i the hell i want!"

Hades: "wow"

[canis-in-inferno]

Hades, sitting down beside Persephone: Hey, what's for lunch?

Persephone, eating: Food, generally.

Hades: No, I mean, what are you having?

Persephone: An unwanted conversation.

[canis-in-inferno]

Hermes: Someone’s coming. Someone you don’t like.

Hades: That could be anyone.

[canis-in-inferno]

Hades: Look, if you have any objections, feel free to put them in the suggestions box.

Orpheus: That's just a trash can.

Hades: Exactly.

[canis-in-inferno]

Persephone: How you hate to be wrong.

Hades: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.

[canis-in-inferno]

Persephone: You're so sweet and cute and precious

Hades: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.

Persephone: How cute :)

[metu-mortem]

Black Sheep || closed

[canis-in-inferno]

Flames flickered atop black candles that were spread about the room as well as each tip of the pentagram that Jason was standing in. His words were low and quiet, almost a whisper as he repeated the mantra over and over, hoping the one he was calling would hear. He didn’t normally associate with those from the lower, deeper levels of hell, much less the planes of Purgatory, but he needed to find out a few things without summoning his father directly, and this seemed like the best avenue to take. Cerberus wasn’t a demon, so he wouldn’t try to trick him into a deal, and he was sure that his soul wasn’t damned. Not yet anyway, so he had no reason to be hostile.

Again and again the words left his lips as his feet carried him from point to point, his eyes flickering red in frustration at how long the hound of hell was taking.

“Well, that was, abrupt,” Cerberus said as he unrolled the sleeves of the shirt he was wearing back down over his forearms.

Turning around to take in where he’d been summoned to, he understood the call he’d received wasn’t from an everyday petitioner.  This was clearly one that had access to certain generational texts.  There was an air of frustration in the room.  Cerberus had been in the middle of a particular act of torture that was best delivered slowly and deliberately.  Unfortunately, now his mark was going to have a chance at a period of respite which could either be good or bad (for them).  It is not that one can fully resist certain summoning’s but depending on how strong the one is that is being called, it’s only natural to dig your heels in for a bit.  If not to learn more information about the one calling you but if this is an attempt at your demise. 

Buttoning the cuffs, “I see I’ve been invited to quite an exclusive party and may I ask why I am here?”

There was something about this young man he was now facing and the glaring similarity that was impossible to ignore.  Cerberus wasn’t a demon but that didn’t mean he didn’t know about those that came from that type of stock.

@metu-mortem

[misquotedmtolympus]

Hades: [to Zeus] I’m not saying you’re a boob, but this is boobish behaviour.

[canis-in-inferno]

Hades: Rules were meant to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Orpheus: Uh, piñatas.

Persephone: Glow sticks.

Orpheus: Karate boards.

Persephone: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Orpheus: And rules!

[chalybsthemythologyfreak-deacti]

Poseidon: Everything in Zeus’ mind is about sex.

Hades: Wait, he actually has a brain to think?

[canis-in-inferno]

Hades: Do you remember that one time where I liked you?

Orpheus: No.

Hades: Good, cause it never happend.

[its-probably-a-kpop-thing-deact]

Hestia: How is it going, Hades?

Hades: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Zeus: *walks in* Hi, Hades.

Hades: There it is again.

[vindictive-suggestion]

Tread lightly; the path you walk is littered with glass and it’d be a shame to watch you slip