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the breakfast of champions! just kidding. xD theyre both really great though, so you should totally check them out. [Dependent Jade Harley/English for Re:Surrection Timeline]

[canisnephrite]

@ectobiotech

hey you lived longer than I did.

only by a few years so don't act like you're some spring chicken and i'm a wrinkled old hen! >:\

[latransmischief-blog]

well if you’ve seen the musical wicked… (spoilers in tags)

well, as a coyote, people just assume i’m mischievous (and they’d probably be right!)

!!! why can’t i ask things? i will ask all the things!

[canisnephrite]

:o i have not but i'll read the tags anyway are you really a coyote? that types???? all of the things you really think you can ask me ALL OF THE THINGS hmmm do you then do your worst!!

[terminallymirthful]

>> Shit it’s her wriggling day?

>> Politely ask a robot to bring Jade some cupcakes and some of the chicken tetrazinni you were making. Thank it kindly as it trundles away  with that and a note: :o)

[canisnephrite]

>> Oh shit someone noticed all in person like! Well, as much in person as robot conveyed gifts can be. But he sent you your favorite thing: food. Waylay that robot with a thank you note and a couple of purple wildflowers in thanks for the gifts.

[terminallymirthful]

well ‘m sure all y’all biological nerds’d get a kick outta studyin theyy so i supposses they c’n stay. 

aight so i knows ‘m taller so yeah i is a bigger dork. :o))) an awwww i din’t know you hads a meowbeast, precious motherfucker. kiss they lil toebeans fo me

[canisnephrite]

sweet i can't wait to unleash my army of prehistoric earth beasts study them >:D his toebeans have been kissed so much just for you! you can come meet him anytime if you want he's super friendly!

[latransmischief-blog]

the great and powerful jade? are you related to the great and powerful oz? i think i see a family resemblance! :B

i don’t know if i’m interesting? i think i’m kinda boring, but people sometimes disagree with me, so we’ll just have to wait and see!

are you interesting? :B

[canisnephrite]

really???? and here i thought i looked more like the wicked witch what with all the striped tights and sparkly red shoes well you have mischief in your name so i bet theres something hidden in there somewhere you can dig out to be interesting with so good luck! listen here buddy i'll do all the questioning around these parts and don't you forget it >:I

[canisnephrite]

happy crash day to you! happy crash day to you!! happy crash day dear sister!! happy crash day to you!! did you know you're really old???

excuse you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!who's calling who old you old fart! >:P

[latransmischief-blog]

@illuminabittenebrae started following you

i feel like i know you… do i know you? hmmm…

[canisnephrite]

i don't know if you know rose or not and she's not exactly around right now to ask :( but it was me the great and powerful jade who followed you!! i share a blog with rose because it's easier since i'm hardly on and she finds the most interesting people to talk to except this time when i found you unless you're boring in which case i'm totally blaming her for getting a lame o recommended to her XP

[terminallymirthful]

:oO o snap sister you best plug up tha all glitch in yo matrix what with all them animals an heffalumps fallin out. 

doooorrrrk. ‘s good t know you is flexible tho ;o) what’s an auxis? :o?

[canisnephrite]

nah they have to go somewhere so why not here! you're a bigger dork and the limits to my flexibility have not been found yet XP auxis is my cat who just booped me on the forehead not that i have any others but he did just do that and it was so cute!!!!!

[terminallymirthful]

shh ain no trouble none, getcho chillin on. :o)

wait so

is you not comfy an you look silly o yo ass is all upside down an you looks silly

[canisnephrite]

my chillin is so chill i think a wooly mammoth just fell out of it!! i am very comfy and silly AND upside down i'm pretty sure auxis thinks i'm nuts (he might be right! XD)

[terminallymirthful]

:oD ‘s been an ill minute lil sister. ain much a doin, takin me a mo t smoke some on th balcony all gettin mine peep see ‘t this fine ass world a our’n. whatchu got good sister?

[canisnephrite]

i'm sorry. :( i just spent about ten minutes trying to get comfy and ended up basically inverted it looks so silly but it's working!

[canisnephrite]

@terminallymirthful

#also ay jadesis

hi!!! what's up?

[drhanniballecter]

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[thishartominefeelz]

THIS IS THE KIND OF CLUB I WANT TO JOIN

[kartoffelkoenigin]

^^^

[ultrafacts]

FUN FACT: one of these trees is the Hyperion, which ranks as the world’s tallest known living tree.  The exact location of the tree has not been revealed to the public for fear that human traffic would upset the ecosystem the tree inhabits. 

Source: [x]

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

guys we found it, it’s right next to Big Ben and the Statue of Liberty

[dekuflowerr]

THIS IS THE BEST I SPY GAME EVER

[canisnephrite]

alternativearisen:

n0thing…

i w0n’t fight a tree

its 0kay

good

thank you or i might have had to fight you >:D

[canisnephrite]

centaursreticle:

D –> I sh001d get you the keys to the agricultural areas

oh keys those sure are a thing as is paying attention when people are talking to you whoops!!!

[alternativearisen]

illuminabittenebrae replied to your post:i’m g0nna fight a tree

why are you fighting a tree???? -canisnephrite

because

reas0ns

[canisnephrite]

but what did the tree ever do to you? :(

[canisnephrite]

geminidoomed:

Tell 2ky that vanilla ii2 two deliicate for machiine2

a2 a 2iide note would you liike two grow thiing2

i'll get right on that! if he's been trying to let the machines grow it, i'll kick his ass!!! (kidding) i would love to grow things in an official capacity yes