mad

dis is my tumblr

[somanysiigns]

[memewhore]

[alwaysmeek]

You deserve a relationship that allows you to sleep peacefully at night.

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[she-wants-the-eod]

Those are some impossible standards to meet.

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[memehumor]

[thelostie]

[intylerwetrust16-deactivated202]

 this is my life in a gif set

[call-me-shriggy]

the mood for this month

[gunpowder-tea]

Direct action.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

bungle said fuck blue lives

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[okready-deactivated20191220]

hi i’m half asleep but i’m full of love

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rinasaurusrex]

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

[capacity]

Us after reading this caption

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[meanplastic]

Me: My homeboy tryna talk to you

Her: Which one?

Me: The one in the back .

*Looks in back*

[varietyblr]

[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[oliver-sonntag]