clinching playoffs? nah. clinching this url

[cannerebs]

[cannerebs]

i don’t know what ben kuzma thinks he’s doing as a sports writer for the province. brother if you wanted to omegaverse it out your audience is here . on tumblr dot com

[pixelartpeach]

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

[pixelartpeach]

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

[seven-oh-four]

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

[pixelartpeach]

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

[pancake-blogging]

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

[too-many-blorbos]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

[sentientballofpeas]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[wordfather]

in this world you're either trapped in the amulet or trapping people in the amulet

[wordfather]

the amulet of pain is doing something unpleasant to me

[evilwizard]

time and time again one finds that what they’re looking for was in the cursed amulet all along

[cannerebs]

hi rangers lb!

over the past few years Our HousesTM have had quite a bit of contact and you have acquired a couple of former krakens. here’s a very brief, noncomprehensive rundown to your latest acquisition tye kartye. (please love him for us! he is a good boy and we are so sad to see him go)

known as karts, or kartye partye

(kartye is pronounced kar-CHEE-yay but we love a pun)

undrafted, came up through our farm team the coachella firebirds - did great down there

he was brought up during the kraken’s only playoff run to fill in on the top line with jordan eberle and matty beniers and his first NHL goal happened in front of nathan mackinnon

(im so serious. go watch the footage. natemac looks so shocked it’s funny)

gritty, physical player, was one of our very few fighters. he’s been scratched a lot this season for what i feel like are just roster space reasons, but he was so good on our fourth line previous years. our broadcast talked about him SO much.

there’s definitely more the kraken lb can tell you, but just a place for y’all to start. enjoy your new puppy. send us pictures every once in a while, please <\3

[wordfather]

found this cursed amulet in the witch's temple and it gave me a to do list! i love tasks! thank you amulet #myamulet

[cursedamuletenthusiast]

FINALLY another amulet appreciator. You have great taste my friend

[wordfather]

right?? hey quick question do you get visions of unfathomable horror or is that just me

[wordfather]

found this cursed amulet in the witch's temple and it gave me a to do list! i love tasks! thank you amulet #myamulet

[sztefa001]

Wh... what's on the list...??

[wordfather]

:) dont worry about it

[sztefa001]

Okay ❤️ yay ❤️

[rpfofficial]

i need a tshirt that says I ❤️ PUBLIC TRANSPORT in the loudest font ever

[cannerebs]

so you got 2/3s of the seattle brothers line,

hello bolts lb! i see a couple of yall cheering about getting gourdo back but i also wanted to introduce you to oliver bjorkstrand because he’s one of our beloved special guys :’)) consider this like. a noncomprehensive “get to know me” pamphlet that gets sent home with an adopted cat

known as bjorky, ollie, or the maestro

sneaky good! currently our third leading goal scorer

our all-star who got sent last minute, had to cancel his bye week airbnb, and got picked last :’)) but he SCORED

related to the all-star game: bjork around and find out

also related to the all-star game: he announced his attendance by way of two insta photos. first was a screenshot from our media video of him being told he was going - he photoshopped a smiley photo of himself over his own face bc he infamously looked shellshocked lol. second was a screenshot of his canceled airbnb. bjorky’s very funny when he wants to be.

was once part of the “brothers line” with yanni gourde and eeli tolvanen because they bickered like brothers

has fought 4 whole entire times in his life, two of those times with the kraken 😭

secretly a BITCH (said lovingly) once clapped sarcastically at VGK after a game and chucked his stick. i am always rooting for him to get worse

shattered the glass at practice once and the team cheered

i’m definitely missing other fun facts. kraken lb please add on! but all this is to say please take care of him and love him for us we will miss him