Hi there!

Zoë. 26. Trans. She/Her. ADHD. Satanist. Lesbian af

[romcommunist]

wish the stock market was about tasty soups and stews instead of whatever fantasy land nonsense it actually is about

[virtualhell]

[thebootydiaries]

My girl said she got an STD 🙅🏾‍♀️❌

I said FRICK that 😡💪🏾

We in this together 👫💕😳

That’s an stWE now 💋😍🙈

[thekingofpickles]

Op do you take constructive criticism????

[thebootydiaries]

no

[dickdjames]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[drownerrs]

[lolwtfmemes]

[darksteel-relic]

The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.

[stunningpicture]

This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son

[rukafais]

congratulations it’s a computer error

[horreurscopes]

my fave thing about being alive is that there is nothing that cannot be learned. tapestry weaving, astrophysics, swimming. music, theremin, singing. cutting your own hair, dancing, quantum mathematics. sewing, philosophy, social skills. knowledge is divine, but sharing it is human !!!

[gowone]

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

[ultright]

[ruinedchildhood]

[itsapmseymour]

You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

[pronglewongle]

Via Wikipedia:

While the exact origin is unknown, it is speculated the first of the emoticon was in chatrooms. The first proven use of uwu is in the Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction Genie of the Puzzle, published by user DaakuKitsune on Oct 14, 2005. In the fanfiction notes before the story, the author states “Again, feel free to throw squids and fish at me. UwU I deserve it, you know.”

So… The first recorded use of UwU was in a fucking FANFICTION OF YU-GI-OH.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are going to throw fish and squids at them

[dmrdmrdmr-deactivated20230828]

my sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

[isaidyoulookshitty]

no we absolutely do not

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.

[kittykatninja321]

my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences